S&M STYLE LAND

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale
The tail of a mistress whip
Imparted in a tropic port
The broad - one tiny Nip

My mate was a mighty sporting man
Was chipper, brave and sure
Five 'massages' he bought that day
For a three-hour cure
Three-hour endure

But whether she was sterner stuff
He found out to his cost
One stroke and the courage of his fearless hue
Was minnow-sized and bossed
His minnow-wood was lost

The lashlove flicked on the shore of
His uncharted desert isle
He's ill again
Not chipperoo
No debonaire staff of life
Porn movie star
Her professional hand soon found land
Here on 'S&M Style'

'You next!' she snarled. 'Clothes cast away!
Me thrash you a long long time
You'll have to make the best of things
Shriek and scream, wall climb!

'Your best mate had to strip, now you
I'll do my very best
So don't you get too comfortable
No mercy and no rest!'

No shirt, no shorts, no underpants
Not a single dignity
She's ready to let loose-oh
Diminutive as can be

So join us here next week, butt-ends
You're sure to feel docile
From seven or more whip crackaways
Here on 'S&M Style'


Created by Surewould Schwartz, starring Bob Devious, Al Inhale Jr, Jim Backass, Natalie Chafer, Tina Lou Wheeze, Dawn Welts and Rascal Johnson

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