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Song Parodies -> "Sappy Together"

Original Song Title:

"Happy Together"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Turtles

Parody Song Title:

"Sappy Together"

Parody Written by:

Rod Worden

The Lyrics

I always thought "Happy Together" could be taken as a great parody of itself, just as written ("..How is the weather?" --sheesh). But I decided to give it a go anyway. (Incidentally, this version might contain a dab of personal experience, slightly exaggerated, of course..)
All over me were you
Like glue
And me, I pawed you day and night
Lord what a sight
To think folks didn't hurl or wretch
Looked like they might
So sappy together

To almost knock you up
Not out in time
And you said it belonged to me
To tweak my mind
To think of all the guys you pleased
We stood in line
So sappy together

I'm glad you weren't loving nobody but me
You saved my life
When I woke up, baby, I cried and then-- free!
A brand new life!

Me and you, and you and yours
You played around and split the sheets, revolving doors
Those guys that you would meet in bars, the dropping drawers
So sappy together

I'm glad you weren't loving nobody but me
I got a life
Backed that car out, baby, you lied, I was free!
A brand new life!

Me and you, and you and yours
I hung around and ate some dirt amid your scores
I thought that you were true, my dear, then funny sores..
So sappy together

(Bam-bam-bam...)

Me and you and you and me
We shared some sordid memories, a history
The fantasies and lunacy, the miseries
So sappy together

So sappy together
Some kind of tether
So sappy together
Once clappy together
So sappy together
Sharing worlds nether
Not happy together
-- So sappy together! --

(Bam-bam-bam...)

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 8

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Arwen - July 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Good job, Rod! 5s...
Johnny D - July 27, 2004 - Report this comment
"To almost knock you up / Not out in time" ... "You played around and split the sheets, revolving doors" ... "Those guys that you would meet in bars, the dropping drawers" ... 555.
Royce Miller - July 27, 2004 - Report this comment
you put alot of effort into this one
Ashkicksass - July 27, 2004 - Report this comment
"Not out in time - " Just the sentence fills me with terror! Fabulous, Rod!
John Barry - July 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Excellent, Rod.
Kristof Robertson - July 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Very good job, Rod. 555
Rod - July 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Arwen, J D, Royce, Ash, John, and Kristof-- thanks folks, been gone for awhile and looking fwd to catching up on all your stuff!
Ashkicksass - July 27, 2004 - Report this comment
How was jail?
Dee Range - July 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Splendid story, expertly done. Great job, all 5's
Rod - July 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks mucho, Dee! And to my Reno fan, good one! (Bet those nightsicks would smart)
alvin rhodes - July 27, 2004 - Report this comment
nice job
Rod - July 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, S P!
The Thought Police - July 27, 2004 - Report this comment
For "pacing",I give a five / Another five for, "how funny"-it is so live! / A third one for "overall"-a triple-five! / Loved "Sappy Together"/ More fun than leather.../ or even the feather..../when handled by Heather...
Rod - July 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks TTP! 5s back at ya for the great comment! Btw, I think you have one of the most interesting pseudonyms on this site.
The Thought Police - July 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Rod ! The name is one of a few that I use on this site,but only one of two with parodies published on this site .
Rod - July 27, 2004 - Report this comment
What's the other one? Or, recommend one of yours that this old 60s fart might remember! (Couldn't find anything under TTP)
The Thought Police - July 27, 2004 - Report this comment
I also go by the name "The Eggman",But between those two names I have fewer than 10 parodies on this site,I've parodied "Jack and Diane","Barbie Girl","Don't you want me,baby","More than a woman","The Monkees song","Down Under","Kung-Fu Fighting","Don't Speak","Hold me now"under one of those two names. Happy Hunting (I always get the years right !) Also,under Alvin Rhodes parody of "Unchained Melody",called "Unchecked Malady",I left a comment Which was a parody of "You lost that loving feeling.It should still be under new entries,under July 20th.
Meriadoc - July 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Wonderful job Rod! This was my parody Pick of the Day!
Rod - July 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Lay some URLs, dude, would like to read some of your stuff!
Rod - July 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Merry, that means a lot to me, coming from you!
Peregrin - July 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Yep, very well crafted Rod. Sorry there was a tad of real life experience there for you....
Rod - July 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Pip! What we live through makes us stronger = )
The Thought Police - July 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Try this one,Ron http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/thehumanleague1.shtml
Rod - July 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Hi TTP, turns out I had already read that one (555 broomsticks given), good job!
Cookie-man - August 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Don't know how I missed this one! :-s Excellent work Rod! I hope this wasn' t TOTALLY autobiographical! YIKES!! 555
Rod - August 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, CM, your stuff cracks me up!!
The Thought Police - August 03, 2004 - Report this comment
This one is the Monkees parody http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/themonkees50.shtml
Johnny D - August 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Revoting.
The Thought Police - August 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Please,tell me you meant to do this("Re-voting.") and not this ("Revolting") !

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