Song Parodies -> "Just My Emasculation"

Original Song Title:

"Just My Imagination"

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Original Performer:

"Just My Emasculation"

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The Lyrics

each day, through my window
i watch as my friends pass me by
i think to myself, i'm such a wimpy guy
demanding girls like her
can just make you scream, its true
i must tell the fellas, she's my world
i can't play with you

cause its just my emasculation
runnin' my life, is she
it was just my emasculation
runnin' my life, is she

soon we'll be married
although not too happily
she'll make me sit at home
she'll be controlling
she'll be watching..constantly

i tell you...i can visualize it all
we cannot be a team
and she'll wreck all my dreams

cause its just my emasculation, once again
runnin' my life, is she
it was just my emasculation
runnin' my life, is she

every night on my knees
i say, baby, hear my pleas
i feel like i'm smothered
take the heat off me
or i just wanna die

her grip lies heavily
when her charms control me
i know that its a travesty
its my reality
she seems a bit unholy

cause its just my emasculation, once again
runnin' my life, is she
it was just my emasculation
runnin' my life, is she

since i met her
she's been a go-getter

just my emasculation...yeah yeah yeah
runnin' my life is she
ooh...just my emasculation
runnin' my life is she

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AFW - January 08, 2005 - Report this comment

You knew my ex?...5's

Arwen - January 08, 2005 - Report this comment

Funny, alvin!!

Stuart McArthur - January 08, 2005 - Report this comment

and, Alvin, to counter these women who emasculate, you must reclaim the pants!! Which is why I have set up a movement to do just that.
Check it out at www.reclaimthepants.com
and 5s for the parody :-)

alvin rhodes - January 09, 2005 - Report this comment

thanks AFW, arwen and stuart...and i checked out "reclaim your pants"...too funny

Michael Pacholek - January 09, 2005 - Report this comment

Something tells me Johnny D won't like this one, but I do! Of course, my girlfriend told me to... (Just a joke, I'm presently... perennially... unattached.)

Kristof Robertson - January 10, 2005 - Report this comment

Yes dear...no,I.....but.....I'm just....computer...giving Al some fives...no dear...I'm sorry....OK

alvin rhodes - January 10, 2005 - Report this comment

thanks michael and kristof

Li Oh Xie - January 10, 2005 - Report this comment

Excellent, as usual. Great subs for the original lyrics.

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