CHORUS:
Once again, it is the summer, and once again, Chicagoland
Goes to Wisconsin Dells;
It's that place they seem to love, especially among the crowd
Priced out of Door County....

For some reason, Chicagoland
Cannot resist Wisconsin Dells;
Perhaps a credit to its location
And its convenience of access--

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And it's my understanding that
Working-class neighbourhoods
Are of that tendency to
Summer in Wisconsin Dells....

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The summer heat out in Chicago
Can get to be quite intense;
Lacking air-conditioning,
Insanity quicky sets in....

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And the routine of commuting on
Expressways or the train
Can get to be rather mindless
Over time and over space....

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And most of those who love the Dells
From across Chicagoland
Tend more to be Cubs fans than
Of the cross-town White Sox....

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Credit Tommy Bartlett and
His bumper-sticker campaign
For attracting Chitown's notice
Up towards those Wisconsin Dells....

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And who among the newlyweds
Taking their honeymoons
Would go off to the Poconos
Rather than Wisconsin Dells?

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And why go down to Orlando
Or Branson, for that matter,
When Wisconsin Dells is close by and
Value for money, too?

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