Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
Song Parodies -> "Health Insurance"
Original Song Title:
"Satisfaction "
Original Performer:
The Rolling Stones
Parody Song Title:
"Health Insurance"
Parody Written by:
G.R.Broski
The Lyrics
I can't afford health insurance
I can't afford health insurance
Priced too high
Priced too high
Priced too high
Priced too high
I can't afford I can't afford
When our prez comes on the TV screen
Telling us bout an affordable scheme
Where everyone must enroll
Or else pay a yearly tax time toll
I can't afford
Pay pay pay
That's what they say
I can't afford health insurance
I can't afford health insurance
Priced too high,priced too high,priced too high
I can't afford, I can't afford
Cause there's now a law that I should heed
Written by and for the health care industry
And on paper it will cost much less
But it's just a big bureaucratic mess
I can't afford
No no no
Pay pay pay
That's what they say
I can't afford health insurance
I can't afford health insurance
Priced too high,priced too high,priced to high
I can't afford
When I'm signed up for plan 'A'
And a clerk asks for today's copay
Then they tell me I won't be seen
Cause the Doc's network is in plan 'B'
Then they tell me don't be so surprised
And at least it isn't socialized
I can't afford
No no no
Pay pay pay
That's what they say
I can't afford, I can't afford
No health insurance
No health insurance
I can't afford
I can't afford health insurance
Priced too high
Priced too high
Priced too high
Priced too high
I can't afford I can't afford
When our prez comes on the TV screen
Telling us bout an affordable scheme
Where everyone must enroll
Or else pay a yearly tax time toll
I can't afford
Pay pay pay
That's what they say
I can't afford health insurance
I can't afford health insurance
Priced too high,priced too high,priced too high
I can't afford, I can't afford
Cause there's now a law that I should heed
Written by and for the health care industry
And on paper it will cost much less
But it's just a big bureaucratic mess
I can't afford
No no no
Pay pay pay
That's what they say
I can't afford health insurance
I can't afford health insurance
Priced too high,priced too high,priced to high
I can't afford
When I'm signed up for plan 'A'
And a clerk asks for today's copay
Then they tell me I won't be seen
Cause the Doc's network is in plan 'B'
Then they tell me don't be so surprised
And at least it isn't socialized
I can't afford
No no no
Pay pay pay
That's what they say
I can't afford, I can't afford
No health insurance
No health insurance
I can't afford
Your Vote & Comment Counts
The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.
Place Your Vote |
Voting Results
| ||||||||||||||||||
Voting Breakdown
The following represent how many people voted for each category.
| Pacing | How Funny | Overall Rating | |||||||||
| 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | ||||||||
| 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 5 | 28 | 28 | 28 |
User Comments
Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.
The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.
Link To This Page
The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/therollingstones243.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.
This is view # 253
