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Song Parodies -> "You've Gnoshed Anchovy Pizza"
Original Song Title:
"You've Lost That Loving Feeling"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Righteous Brothers
Parody Song Title:
"You've Gnoshed Anchovy Pizza"
Parody Written by:
The Comedian
The Lyrics
I wish you'd hose your bite
With mouthwash 'fore I kiss your lips
'Cause I taste rancid fish
Where before I tasted rose-hips
You're trying hard candy pellets (baby)
But baby
Baby, I smell it
You've gnoshed
Anchovy pizza
Whoa, anchovy pizza
You've gnoshed anchovy pizza
And it's strong, strong, strong, oh-ho-whoa-oh-oh
Now there's a hungry look
In your eyes
When I feed my fish
And now you're starting to
Sniff my kit-ty cat's supper dish
It makes me just feel like cryin' (baby)
'Cause baby
You eat like a sea lion
You gnosh
Sea lion sushi
Whoa, sea lion sushi
You gnosh sea lion sushi
And it's raw, raw, raw, gro-o-o-o-oss!
Baby, baby, I'd serve browned onion rings to you
If you would only, eat please, like us humans do (yeah)
We used to lunch...and brunch...and munch oh so fine everyday
So don't...don't...don't...don't, keep eating this way
Baby (baby)
Baby (baby)
Eat eggs or eat beef (beef)
Eat eggs or eat beef (beef)
Don't eat raw doves
(Don't eat raw doves)
Fried beef you'll love
(Fried beef you'll love)
So have an attack
(So have an attack)
An' eat a Big Mac
(An' eat a Big Mac)
Bring back
Anchovy pizza
Whoa, anchovy pizza
Bring back anchovy pizza
And give up, oh, please
Sea lion su-shi
Gro-o-o-o-oss!
Bring back
Anchovy pizza
Whoa, anchovy pizza
Bring back anchovy pizza
And when sup-per's done
Chug that mouth-wash, hun
Gargle-argle-oh!
With mouthwash 'fore I kiss your lips
'Cause I taste rancid fish
Where before I tasted rose-hips
You're trying hard candy pellets (baby)
But baby
Baby, I smell it
You've gnoshed
Anchovy pizza
Whoa, anchovy pizza
You've gnoshed anchovy pizza
And it's strong, strong, strong, oh-ho-whoa-oh-oh
Now there's a hungry look
In your eyes
When I feed my fish
And now you're starting to
Sniff my kit-ty cat's supper dish
It makes me just feel like cryin' (baby)
'Cause baby
You eat like a sea lion
You gnosh
Sea lion sushi
Whoa, sea lion sushi
You gnosh sea lion sushi
And it's raw, raw, raw, gro-o-o-o-oss!
Baby, baby, I'd serve browned onion rings to you
If you would only, eat please, like us humans do (yeah)
We used to lunch...and brunch...and munch oh so fine everyday
So don't...don't...don't...don't, keep eating this way
Baby (baby)
Baby (baby)
Eat eggs or eat beef (beef)
Eat eggs or eat beef (beef)
Don't eat raw doves
(Don't eat raw doves)
Fried beef you'll love
(Fried beef you'll love)
So have an attack
(So have an attack)
An' eat a Big Mac
(An' eat a Big Mac)
Bring back
Anchovy pizza
Whoa, anchovy pizza
Bring back anchovy pizza
And give up, oh, please
Sea lion su-shi
Gro-o-o-o-oss!
Bring back
Anchovy pizza
Whoa, anchovy pizza
Bring back anchovy pizza
And when sup-per's done
Chug that mouth-wash, hun
Gargle-argle-oh!
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Hah! That's great. Love the Big Mac attack bit.
You really need to choose your dates better, Johnny. This was hilarious. Candy pellets/ smell it couplet was fab! 555
Gross! Bring back perverted sex songs! (Don't worry - I gave you 5's. It really was great...)
"You eat like a sea lion..." LOL!!! 5s, Johnny...
15 slices!
Your date reminds me of an X-File that I watched last night. Some weirdo dr.had hybrided humans and animal using DNA. It was a creepy one...gues this date was too. Good parody.
JD - Well done parody to a great classic. Loved it.
This is definitely a Righteous Parody!
Thanks very much, everybody!
Leo Jay: Timely too, since some guy just made news eating his 20,000th Big Mac.
Kristof Robertson: Not my date, KR, just a fishy hallucination of my imagination!
Ashkicksass: Oh, don't worry, Ash, the perverted sex songs aren't going away! Besides, my esteemed fellow-author-of-perversion Paul Robinson is holding-up his end of things quite masterfully these days!
Arwen: Personally, I love sea food...but sushi?(shudders!)
John Barry: 15 thank-yous!
Adagio: Sounds like the island of Doctor Moreau!
Guy: Welcome back, Distinguished Parody Master!
John Jenkins: Amen, Brother John --- the sea lions and I say AMEN!
Leo Jay: Timely too, since some guy just made news eating his 20,000th Big Mac.
Kristof Robertson: Not my date, KR, just a fishy hallucination of my imagination!
Ashkicksass: Oh, don't worry, Ash, the perverted sex songs aren't going away! Besides, my esteemed fellow-author-of-perversion Paul Robinson is holding-up his end of things quite masterfully these days!
Arwen: Personally, I love sea food...but sushi?(shudders!)
John Barry: 15 thank-yous!
Adagio: Sounds like the island of Doctor Moreau!
Guy: Welcome back, Distinguished Parody Master!
John Jenkins: Amen, Brother John --- the sea lions and I say AMEN!
5x5x5 anchovies for ya. ;-)
Johnny, that's what I thought of when I saw it...oh wrong show I watched..."Sliders".
There was a guy I used to work with that you could see coming becasue his breath was so bad. He kinda had a green haze all about him.......YUCK!! Great job! 555
this is righteous, brother....5s
lebeiw15: Mmm, yum! Thank you! I actually do like them on a caesar salad, y'know....
Adagio: OK, so it sounds like the writers of "Sliders" borrowed from the story of "The Island of Doctor Moreau", then...
Cookie-man: Thanks! And thanks for....ah....sharing that particular "image"....(shudders)!!
alvin: Right you are, brother alvin, and thanks!
Adagio: OK, so it sounds like the writers of "Sliders" borrowed from the story of "The Island of Doctor Moreau", then...
Cookie-man: Thanks! And thanks for....ah....sharing that particular "image"....(shudders)!!
alvin: Right you are, brother alvin, and thanks!
Johnny D - Hey, thanks for the mention - honored, I am. Ahh, this one brings back memories...No, never kissed a girl with Sea Lion breath...but a friend once ordered an "Anchovy and Pineapple" Pizza (he was on acid - I wasn't consulted on the toppings). YUCK! (Oh, I was on acid, too. Made the anchovy nastyness seemingly linger forever in my gullet. I'm getting flashbacks now). 5's
I'm glad you weren't offended by the mention, Paul! PHEW!! (heh heh heh huh?) ....."Anchovy Flashbacks".....There's your next parody's title, Paul.....kind of sounds like something Frank Zappa And The Mothers Of Invention might have recorded.
Ooops, forgot to say..... Thank you, Paul! ;-)
Good one JD!
Thanks Peregrin!
JD - no problem, the "Thanks" were clearly (to me) implied in the original reply.
OK, Paul, thanks again.
(ABC-Y) See my comments above. I still love it.
(ABC) Voted again and my comments still stand...it's so funny!
Human/dolphin relationships rarely work out. Gnosh some 5s.
(ABC) This parody stinks! Haha, you know what I mean. :)
ABC very tasty
Trying to get a pizza the action =)
(ABC) this sea lion loves anchovy pizza, and this parody - 555
Well, this one leaves a bit of an aftertaste... ;-)
"Would you like some crackers with that caviar, ma'am?" Funny subs, JD.
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