(Chew chew chew chew chew)
(Chew chew chew chew chew)

Aaaaaa, chewy, chewy, chewy, chewy
Chewy, chewy, chewy, bagel
It's a doughy circle
You'll be chewing all day

Chewy, chewy, chewy, chewy
Chewy, chewy, chewy, bagel
It's just like a donut
Made of rubber and clay

Ah, ooh it's dense and heavy
Like a tire from my Chevy
I aspire just to see this breakfast through

And there in my tummy
Even though it's really yummy
It's a ton o' doughy colon-clogging glue

(It's chewy)
(Yep, yep)
(Chew chew chew chew chew)
(Chew chew chew chew chew)

Aaaaaa, chewy, chewy, chewy, chewy
Chewy, chewy, chewy, bagel
Why'd I buy a bagel
Coulda had a beignet

Chewy, chewy, chewy, chewy
Chewy, chewy, chewy, bagel
Need to use a blender
And have bagel puree

Ah, ooh it takes forever
Til I'm done with this endeavor
Think I'll never finish, whatcha gonna do?

Now my mouth is aching
From each bite I'm masticating
And I'm making plans to give the rest to you

Yes to you

Whoa, yeah yeah yeah

Chewy, chewy, chewy, chewy
Chewy, chewy, chewy, bagel
There's a bunch of flavors
Like that makes it ok

Chewy, chewy, chewy, chewy
Chewy, chewy, chewy, bagel
It just might be better
If I throw it away

Ah, ooh I've started watching
Everybody as they're noshing
As they're tossing down a bagel, maybe two
Don't know how they do it
What's the secret when you chew it?
'Cause it takes the Jaws of Life to bite it through

Yow

(Chew chew chew chew chew)
(Chew chew chew chew chew)
(Chew chew chew chew chew)

It's chewy
It's chewy

One thing I know
It's apropos
To just say whoa (chomp chomp)
And let it go (chomp chomp)