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Song Parodies -> "These Lies"
Original Song Title:
"These Eyes"
Original Performer:
The Guess Who
Parody Song Title:
"These Lies"
Parody Written by:
Guy DiRito
The Lyrics
Got golf?
These lies, try as I might, can't undo,
These irons, long won't hold on the green.
Keeps skirtin' the green, yeah,
I did this on all eighteen, so, I bogey, oh no.
I drove the ball off the tee, yeah,
How I stroked it, how I smoked it, oh no.
These lies, watched my swing, but forgot how to stand,
Greens hard, landed and lept in the sand.
I'm hittin' 'em mean, yeah,
But they won't ever hold green, no. no, no.
A hooked shot on thirteen, yeah
So I poked it, and I choked it, Wah
These lies, are tryin',
These lies, can't play 'em from above,
Hope I'm never gonna see another one like I had on two.
These lies, are tryin',
These lies, can't play 'em from above,
Hope I'm never gonna see another one like I had on two.
These lies, are tryin',
These lies, can't play 'em from above,
Hope I'm never gonna see another one like I had on two.
These lies, try as I might, can't undo,
These irons, these irons, long won't hold true, hold on the green.
These lies, are tryin',
These lies, can't play 'em from above,
Hope I'm never gonna see another one like I had on two.
These lies, are tryin',
These lies, can't play 'em from above,
Hope I'm never gonna see another one like I had on two.
These lies, are tryin',
These lies, can't play 'em from above,
Hope I'm never gonna see another one like I had on two.
These lies, are tryin',
These lies, can't play 'em from above,
Hope I'm never gonna see another one like I had on two.
(Fade)
These irons, long won't hold on the green.
Keeps skirtin' the green, yeah,
I did this on all eighteen, so, I bogey, oh no.
I drove the ball off the tee, yeah,
How I stroked it, how I smoked it, oh no.
These lies, watched my swing, but forgot how to stand,
Greens hard, landed and lept in the sand.
I'm hittin' 'em mean, yeah,
But they won't ever hold green, no. no, no.
A hooked shot on thirteen, yeah
So I poked it, and I choked it, Wah
These lies, are tryin',
These lies, can't play 'em from above,
Hope I'm never gonna see another one like I had on two.
These lies, are tryin',
These lies, can't play 'em from above,
Hope I'm never gonna see another one like I had on two.
These lies, are tryin',
These lies, can't play 'em from above,
Hope I'm never gonna see another one like I had on two.
These lies, try as I might, can't undo,
These irons, these irons, long won't hold true, hold on the green.
These lies, are tryin',
These lies, can't play 'em from above,
Hope I'm never gonna see another one like I had on two.
These lies, are tryin',
These lies, can't play 'em from above,
Hope I'm never gonna see another one like I had on two.
These lies, are tryin',
These lies, can't play 'em from above,
Hope I'm never gonna see another one like I had on two.
These lies, are tryin',
These lies, can't play 'em from above,
Hope I'm never gonna see another one like I had on two.
(Fade)
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Well, Guy, you didn't bogey this one. 5 birdies x 3 rounds = (-15) coming into the clubhouse.
Great job, Guy. Sounds like you play a lot of golf!
JD - Obviously not from the description of this game in this parody. Actually I grew up on the golf course. Haven't played much in recent years but still enjoy .the game. Thanks for reading my submission today.
Better late than never on votes and comments? A really good job here, Guy. I know the song, but not golf. 5's
swingin' little parody...5s
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