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Song Parodies -> "Can't Comment"

Original Song Title:

"Keep A-Knockin'"

Original Performer:

The Everly Brothers

Parody Song Title:

"Can't Comment"

Parody Written by:

Immoral Liberal

The Lyrics

"Gentlemen, you can't make snide comments to each other here! This is a comments section!"
Says it's open, but you can't comment!
Says it's open, but you can't comment!
Says it's open, but you can't comment!
Maybe tomorrow, we'll open up again.

We closed the section, so you can't comment!
We closed the section, so you can't comment!
We closed the section, so you can't comment!
Come back some other time, and try it again.

The song's garbage, and you can't comment!
The song's garbage, and you can't comment!
The song's garbage, and you can't comment!
Maybe tomorrow, we'll let you say it then.

Maybe you love it, but you can't comment!
Maybe you love it, but you can't comment!
Maybe you love it, but you can't comment!
Perhaps tomorrow, you can tell us that then.

Been too many trolls; you can't comment!
Been too many trolls; you can't comment!
Been too many trolls; you can't comment!
After we clear them out, come try it again.

Things here got ugly, so you can't comment!
Things here got ugly, so you can't comment!
Things here got ugly, so you can't comment!
When they get better, try replying again.

[Fading]
Won't let you vote, and you can't comment!
Won't let you vote, and you can't comment!
Won't let you vote, and you can't comment!
"Since you don't vote the way we like, you can't vote in our voting section either!"

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