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Song Parodies -> "All My Rubbing"
Original Song Title:
"All My Loving"
Original Performer:
The Beatles
Parody Song Title:
"All My Rubbing"
Parody Written by:
Kristof Robertson
The Lyrics
Oooohhh...me back so sore!!!
Close your eyes, I'll massage you
And I'll overcharge you
For something your girlfriend could do
But you're happy to pay
Coz I wear lingerie
And I'm offering "extras" to you
I'll pretend that I like you
I'll recite some haiku
You'll find your libido renewed
And it doesn't bug me
That you're really ugly
Coz you spend, so this rubbing's for you!
All my rubbing: tension says "adieu"...
Damn fine rubbing, Saturdays at two
(Instrumental)
Seems my manipulation
Brings me adulation
You're asking if I'll marry you
But one thing you don't know
Is that my name is Joe
And my sex reassignment is due....
I'll keep rubbing....for my revenue
I'll keep rubbing....horny schmucks like you!!
And I'll overcharge you
For something your girlfriend could do
But you're happy to pay
Coz I wear lingerie
And I'm offering "extras" to you
I'll pretend that I like you
I'll recite some haiku
You'll find your libido renewed
And it doesn't bug me
That you're really ugly
Coz you spend, so this rubbing's for you!
All my rubbing: tension says "adieu"...
Damn fine rubbing, Saturdays at two
(Instrumental)
Seems my manipulation
Brings me adulation
You're asking if I'll marry you
But one thing you don't know
Is that my name is Joe
And my sex reassignment is due....
I'll keep rubbing....for my revenue
I'll keep rubbing....horny schmucks like you!!
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Arrrrhh matey, yer cabin-"boy" be workin' overtime, eh? ARRHH !!
You are the frotteur auteur!
The scary thing is that this is probably true, somewhere out there...
This rubbed me the right way...
First I laughed, then I was aroused, then I was creeped out. Well done!
Kristof Robertson you are a BASTARD...I will never be able to listen to the OS with the same state of mind again! Good thing it's hilarious...=)
You've got a twist in there real good.
tickled my funny bone...5s
Very funny, Kristof!! 5's
Cheers, guys and gals!! JD: Ay m'lad; and for free too!...John: "frotteur auteur"--classic! I'm gonna use that one....K1: All my parodies are based on reality, Peter!! :-)....AFW: As long as it was a freebie!:-)....Jeff: Glad to see it worked on so many levels for you ;-) ....Arwen: I AM a bastard, oh yes, oh yes :-0...Steve, Al and Adagio: a finer trio of commenters I could not have wished for; thanx!!
Dude... this is one of your best... nice twist at the end... LOL
Very well done, Joe, I mean, Kristoff.
Kristof, you slut. :)555
lovely, clever, and better than the OS in my h.o. - but who were those Beatles dudes anyway - 555
Mac: your cheque's in the mail, dude!......John: Damn, I've been rumbled...Agri: Takes one to know one :-)....Stu: I believe they were a company of modern minstrels playing electrified musical arrangements to course tribal rhythms...or so I've been told....;-)
-->SOTM<-- And this is nicely done!
(SOTM)
Rub-a-dub-dub
Two men on a rub
One lecher
One faker
Who's a candle stick shaker
This is really funny and your word play is great. 555
Rub-a-dub-dub
Two men on a rub
One lecher
One faker
Who's a candle stick shaker
This is really funny and your word play is great. 555
(SOTM) I'm still sorting through the disturbing imagery
(SOTM) see above
(SOTM - Jan) - As George Costanza once said, "I think it moved."
(SOTM) Having just parodied 'Lola', I found this utterly hilarious.
As Jerry Seinfeld once said, "She has man hands!"
As Jerry Seinfeld once said, "She has man hands!"
(SOTM) hehehe 5's
Great stuff; the "haiku" rhyme was particularly tasty. Hilarious.
Ask Eddie Murphy
(SOTM) Great song. Loved the end :-)
Is there a "Hey Joe" parody sequel in this? Very funny, Kristof.
Rhymes worthy of Dr. Ma-Seuss. Here, I'll massage the numbers for ya: 555.
(SOTM) See above.
SOTM - Some good lines but probably too short too get any points in the competition
(SOTM) dktos but i'm sure you did a great job, look at those ratings!
SOTM--Rubbed me the right way as well!
SOTM - already commented, but had another giggle
(SOTM) rubbed me the 5's way
(SOTM) DKTOS-- But good.
SOTM--still hilarioius, KR...and you're still a bastard...; )
He rub you long time. Just don't ask for happy ending. Nice, Kristof.
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