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Song Parodies -> "Nowhere Plans"
Original Song Title:
"Nowhere Man"
Original Performer:
The Beatles
Parody Song Title:
"Nowhere Plans"
Parody Written by:
Randy Hearn
The Lyrics
Joe Biden's plans
He's got real nowhere plans
Visions of a welfare land
Making all his nowhere plans, he's so nutty
Shovels crap in interviews
Knows not where he's going to
Isn't he a bit far out at sea
Nowhere plans, don't glisten
It's not oil that he's pissing
Nowhere plans, the world laughs at his demands
He's not blind but he can't see
Must be that he won't agree
Nowhere plans can you forsee your fall
Nowhere plans, too blurry
Waste of time, most surely
Heave 'em all, let somebody else
Mend this great land
Shovels crap in interviews
Knows not where he's going to
Isn't he a bit far out at sea
Nowhere plans, don't glisten
It's not oil that he's pissing
Nowhere plans, the world laughs at his demands
He's got real nowhere plans
Visions of a welfare land
Making all his nowhere plans, he's so nutty
Making all his nowhere plans, he's so nutty
Making all his nowhere plans, he's so nutty
Making all his nowhere plans, he's so nutty
Visions of a welfare land
Making all his nowhere plans, he's so nutty
Shovels crap in interviews
Knows not where he's going to
Isn't he a bit far out at sea
Nowhere plans, don't glisten
It's not oil that he's pissing
Nowhere plans, the world laughs at his demands
He's not blind but he can't see
Must be that he won't agree
Nowhere plans can you forsee your fall
Nowhere plans, too blurry
Waste of time, most surely
Heave 'em all, let somebody else
Mend this great land
Shovels crap in interviews
Knows not where he's going to
Isn't he a bit far out at sea
Nowhere plans, don't glisten
It's not oil that he's pissing
Nowhere plans, the world laughs at his demands
He's got real nowhere plans
Visions of a welfare land
Making all his nowhere plans, he's so nutty
Making all his nowhere plans, he's so nutty
Making all his nowhere plans, he's so nutty
Making all his nowhere plans, he's so nutty
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