Song Parodies -> "Democrat Katie"

Original Song Title:

"Eleanor Rigby"

Original Performer:

"Democrat Katie"

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The Lyrics

This years hottest new model for electoral fraud is Katie Hobbs in AZ. This is a woman whose previous job before running for governor was Secretary of State during the 2020 and 2022 elections both of which were considered among the worst run elections of the last 100 years. This should disqualify her from running so much as a lemonade stand, let alone a state with 7 million residents. And the fact that she was in charge of the elections while running for governor is a conflict of interest so enormous it would shock the conscience of every banana republic dictator on the planet

Aaah, recount all the Zonie people
Aaah, recount all the Zonie people

Democrat Katie
Speaks with a fry in her speech
In true Valley Girl style*
Sounds like a child
Spins like a yarn wheel
Dissing debates with a squeek
Like a mouse in its hole
Election mole

All of Katie's voters
Where did they all come from
All of Katies voters
How did they build that throng

MAGA girl Kari
Beclowning words of reporters
That no one believes
They're prone to deceive
See her campaigning
Drawing large crowds in the night
While Kate dodges the media glare
How does this square

All of Kari's voters
Why did they wait so long?*
All of Kari's voters
How can they write this wrong?

Aaah, recount all the Zonie people
Aaah, recount all the Zonie people

Democrat Katie
Proclaimed as Gov in a fraud
That should besmirch her name
If she had shame
MAGA girl Kari
Wiping the smears from her name
As elites act depraved
Can elections be saved

All of Katies voters
(Aaah, recount all the Zonie people)
Where did they all come from
All of Kari's voters
(Aaah, recount all the Zonie people)
How WILL they write this wrong?

*She has a remarkably unimpressive, almost child like persona and also dodged a debate with her opponent, Kari Lake ...... Election tabulation machines, for some damn reason, malfunctioned on Election Day when 72% of the voters were Republican, forcing 2 hour waits

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