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Song Parodies -> "Schumer News"

Original Song Title:

"Love Me Do"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Schumer News"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Not Chuck, but his cousin Amy!!!
Schumer, Schumer news
The UK hates you
Royal marriage sucks- said you
"Westminster Dog Show" it's true
What the F' is wrong with you?

Schumer, Schumer news
Stolen jokes review
No one likes you
'Cause you're vulgar too
Vag & d-ck jokes are rude

Lose some weight
Stop and chew
It's not too late
For a new you

Schumer, Schumer news
The UK hates you
Royal marriage sucks- said you
"Westminster Dog Show" it's true
What the F' is wrong with you?

Schumer, Schumer news
Stolen jokes review
No one likes you
'Cause you're vulgar too
Vag & d-ck jokes are rude
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Kenny - May 21, 2018 - Report this comment
What do you expect from the Long Island pig? Fat Amy is a vulgar tramp. Good parody though! 5s
Onslaught - May 21, 2018 - Report this comment
Chuck and Amy, separated at afterbirth? 555
Rob Arndt - May 21, 2018 - Report this comment
He's a DEM and she never votes (according to her book I'm reading)!

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