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Song Parodies -> "Kohr's Frozen Custard"

Original Song Title:

"Mean Mr. Mustard"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Kohr's Frozen Custard"

Parody Written by:

Joe the Crazy Conch

The Lyrics

I have never tasted Kohr's Frozen Custard, a creamy frozen dessert sold "down the Shore" since 1919; however, it is a favorite among many visitors to New Jersey's boardwalks.
Kohr's Frozen Custard can be found on the boardwalk
It is a time-honored Seaside Heights favorite
And there are two or three more down the road
Stop in for a creamy treat
Or something else that's fun to eat
I've heard it's the best darn thing
Yeah, it's the best darn thing
I walk a few blocks right into the shop
I never stop, I'm a go-getter
The line's out the door, but it's not the worst I've seen
All the words the cashiers say are obscene
I guess I'll come back again
But will I come back again?
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Rob Arndt - August 31, 2015 - Report this comment
Ha, we used the same OS today for two different topics! 555!
Amanda - August 31, 2015 - Report this comment
I am hooked on that stuff but you can't get it where I'm from... So sad. It's the same with Rita's. I guess it's a sign we've still got some regionalism after all.
Joe the Crazy Conch - August 31, 2015 - Report this comment
Amanda, do you have a Rita's in your area? Where I live in New Jersey, there's a Rita's within 5 miles. My go-to is Alex's Lemonade, but I'll order green apple or blood orange if available.
Rob Arndt - September 01, 2015 - Report this comment
Interesting. Dryer's now makes frozen custard in six flavors. I've read that Targets with grocery sections carry it. I'll have to check it out.

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