Song Parodies -> "I'm Not A Girl"

Original Song Title:

"Another Girl"

Original Performer:

"I'm Not A Girl"

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The Lyrics

For some reason there are lads (and I use the word "lads" intentionally) who seem to think that having long hair a) means you're female, and b) that it's a source of humour to point this out to the (male, obviously) person concerned. This is intended as a reply to these people.

For I am not a ******* girl
I'm not a girl.

You think you're a wit, you say that
Because I've long hair
I've also got tits, and I've got
Nothing down there
You think you're clever, but take it from me, you're not

For I am not a ******* girl
I'm not a girl.
You're saying I'm female, but it's
Quite plain that you're wrong
Have you seen this beard, it's a
Few inches long
And so I'm telling you, this time you've caused affront

For I am not a ******* girl
I'm not a girl.
And you'll never make it stick
I've got a bald patch
A moustache and a dick

Escaped your attention, it's a
Boy's name that I'm called?
Do I have to mention, mate, that
I'm going bald
And so I'm telling you, that you can s*** my c***

For I am not a ******* girl
I'm not a girl.
I don't know why you pretend
Because I have, like you are
A real bell-end

I hope now I've shown you, that
What you thought was wit
But now it's well-known that it was
Like you, thick as shit
You dim-witted, pea-brained and obnoxious ****

For I am not a ******* girl.
I'm not a girl.
I'm not a girl.

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