Song Parodies -> "Yesterday"

Original Song Title:

"Yesterday"

Original Performer:

"Yesterday"

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The Lyrics

Not another "Yesterday" parody.. I realized I'd never tried playing this one, even though I've written ten or so parodies of it, so I've been playing it quite a bit over the last few days. I suppose this is kind of inevitable, under the circumstances.

Yesterday
I tried so hard to get my end away
But she wouldn't let me have my way
She said "I came on Yesterday"

"Buggery!"
Ejaculated ill-advisedly
She misconstrued, and then she walloped me
I didn't mean that!.. Buggery

Why she hit me so
Well, I know
It's not OK
Bruising on my schlong
Makes me long
For yesterday

Surgery
Is the only course that's left to me
The tissue damage means that I can't pee
They've shipped me off to surgery

Why it had to go
I don't know
She made me pay
I said something wrong
It's not long
Since yesterday

Yesterday
Well, I finally got my end away
The surgeon said there was no other way
Oh, I'm bereft since yesterday

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