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Song Parodies -> "Poor Tiger Woods"
Original Song Title:
"Norwegian Wood"
Original Performer:
The Beatles
Parody Song Title:
"Poor Tiger Woods"
Parody Written by:
Stevie I
The Lyrics
He once had a bird, or should I say many birdies.
They showed him his doom, that is not good, poor Tiger Woods.
They texted to play and they told him to meet anywhere.
He’d said it’s okay, just as long my wife isn’t there.
He stood feeling smug, on the back nine, looking so fine.
They talked till she knew, wifey then said, pervert you’re dead!
She told him to get out, proceeding to beat on his ass.
He ducked a nine iron, the Escalade sped to a crash.
And when he awoke, he was alone, birdies had flown.
So will sponsors fly, this is not good, poor Tiger Woods.
They showed him his doom, that is not good, poor Tiger Woods.
They texted to play and they told him to meet anywhere.
He’d said it’s okay, just as long my wife isn’t there.
He stood feeling smug, on the back nine, looking so fine.
They talked till she knew, wifey then said, pervert you’re dead!
She told him to get out, proceeding to beat on his ass.
He ducked a nine iron, the Escalade sped to a crash.
And when he awoke, he was alone, birdies had flown.
So will sponsors fly, this is not good, poor Tiger Woods.
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Good news story - sponsors haven't fled yet.
He's a successful failure but your parody isn't.
Thanks...
As for the sponsors..the song is far from over yet...
He can still pick up Trojan and Viagra as sponsors, for "When you're down in the rough......".LOL!!!
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