more pounds to lose today, oh boy..
a tummy tuck I know will be a trade
and though to lose is never bad..
my body weighing half
wide angle photographs
my doctor found my chocolate bar
he didn't notice that my face had changed
my small group stood there I was scared
they'd seen this crap before
nobody was really sure if I'd be tossed
or shown the door..

we saw a film today oh boy
an english nanny had just lost her weight
a crowd of people watched her weigh
I now knew what it took..
how to healthy cook....
I'd love two pounds gone

woke up, a double bed
grabbed the plate with fear and dread
as I got downstairs I wakened up
my weight was up, I wasn't feeling great
found some toast, some butter fat
and applied a second pat..
found my way upstairs and then I spoke
and swallowed yolks and then I thought that I would scream

ahhhhhhh -ahhahhahha-----------------------------------ahhhhhhhh

I had to choose today oh boy
four thousand scones I had in this last year
and though the scones were rather small
well I had ate them all
now I know how many scones to make my
fat ass look more small