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Song Parodies -> "Save Me, Obama"

Original Song Title:

"Lady Madonna"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Save Me, Obama"

Parody Written by:

Spaff.com

The Lyrics

(...and I want a Robert Lund recording...and...)
Save me, Obama
Stimulate my life
Please improve my credit, my job, my wife
Bail out my bar tab
Subsidize my rent
Isn't that the point of the govern-ment?

Bills and banks and Baghdad are a bummer
Please appoint a breast-enhancement czar
Tell GM I really need a Hummer
And - a - new - car!

Save me, Obama
Fix my abs and hair
Buy my Frappucinos with Medicare
Spank all the bankers
Bring a lasting peace
To the Yanks and Red Sox and Middle East

Stop Shiites from sett'ling fights the mob way
Find me jobs in Fiji and St Croix
Purge the graft from hell-holes like Zimbabwe
And - Il - li - nois!

Save me, Obama
Find a cure for gas
Leave your carbon footprint on OPEC's ass
Hug North Korea
Shoot hoops with Iran
Can we ask for everything? YES WE CAN!

Make each Christian, Muslim, Jew, and Mormon
All join hands and sing Give Peace a Chance
Ending death and spam and global warmin'
And - men - strual - cramps!

Save me, Obama
Left and Right agree
This is now the U-nited States of Meeeee!

(...and I want a pony...and an iPhone...and a two-state solution in Gaza...and a reintroduction of the Dodo bird to its native habitat...and an end to hunger in sub-Saharan Africa...and a weekly six-figure allowance...)

(c) 2009+ Stimulate THIS.

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Mark Scotti - February 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Wow!! Whe have a great theme for our website submitted today, and now, a new NATIONAL ANTHEM!!! I'm stimulating your ratings with 5's...
adagio - February 16, 2009 - Report this comment
hehe....that was refreshing.. You forgot to ask him for a steady muse for us !
AFW - February 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Great personal plea..and it makes a prescription for world peace...Very funny lines
Matthias - February 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Heard the recording earlier before, I loved it. Was never a huge fan of The Beatles, but I am a huge fan of Spaff and Robert Lund. Amazing work here as usual guys!
Phil Alexander - February 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Simply awesome. As usual. I'm looking forward to listening, but Myspace is denied at the office :-(
Patrick - February 16, 2009 - Report this comment
If anyone can do it, Obama can. God Bless Barack Our King, He Can Do Anything. Our Lord and Saviour. Why settle for a mere second term when you can have the Second Coming?
Timmy1000 - February 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Loved the parody! If you were at his Florida news conference, you might have gotten these things.
alvin - February 16, 2009 - Report this comment
love how ya tossed in the yanks and bosox in there..lol...and the closing comments cracked me up
2Eagle - February 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Well written, but I sense some sarcasm here - as if liberals want everything handed to them on a silver platter. That isn't the case.
Claude Prez - February 16, 2009 - Report this comment
I mentioned elsewhere how great this is. Unfortunately, it's not quite as funny as the comment right above mine.
MasonR - February 16, 2009 - Report this comment
I think these are all reasonable requests, and would like to get a piece of the action.
Jonathan S. - February 16, 2009 - Report this comment
You forgot to ask for a Chevy truck. How did their song go? "Like Barack, ohhh, like Barack..." ...uh, fives.
Red Ant - February 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Loved the recording, Spaff... and the rhyme of "mob way" with "Zimbabwe"... and the Santa list at the end... pretty much the whole thing.
John Jenkins - February 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Is it true that the main reason for writing this is that you are a banker who wants to get spanked?

Anyway, I see this outstanding parody as more a spoof of government, the media, and Americans in general, than of Obama and liberals, but I did love Claude Prez's brief comment.
Melanie Lee - February 16, 2009 - Report this comment
"Spoofer Spaff dot com/Leanin' to the right?/Do you blame Obama for our fiscal plight?" Can't promise you world peace, or whirled peas; how about a 5-5-5 instead?
TJC - February 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Simply genius! (and not in a Gumpian way)
Dee Range - February 16, 2009 - Report this comment
I used to think you couldn't get any better. Wrong, as I usually am. But you won't EVER top this one. Not this week, anyway.
Peregrin - February 17, 2009 - Report this comment
Oh man, so simple, so obvious, and so you! I love reading your stuff but it makes my stuff look like so much of your aforementioned Shiite (but less an "I"). Nonetheless, it gives me a height to strive for. I had a great laugh reading it! :)
McKludge - February 17, 2009 - Report this comment
Christians, Jews, Muslims, and Mormons singing "Give Peace a Chance?" Lets start simpler, like buying them a Coke and singing "I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing."
Arwen - February 17, 2009 - Report this comment
Perfect, Spaff...just too funny!
littleCupCakes - February 17, 2009 - Report this comment
To the Staff at SPAFF : . . . Spanking Bankers ? ! ?! That tickles, Sir !
Spaff.com - February 17, 2009 - Report this comment
Wow. Thanks, all. Warm fuzzies from a cool community. What could be better? (I mean, apart from a threesome.) And now the longest response ever...

Mark: I'm always grateful for stimulation.

adagio: Come on - that would up the price to, like, $788 billion.

AFW: World peace is now available over the counter.

Matthias: Not a huge fan of the Beatles?! Dude. I hope you have a lightning rod.

Philbo: MySpace should be denied in *every* office. Look for this on www.thefump.com one week from today.

Patrick: Please tell me you're not one of those Obama-is-the-Antichrist nutjobs.

Timmy: I was there. They tased me, bro.

alvin: Dude, you are seriously this site's best participant ever.

2Eagle: You're right; liberals don't want everything handed to them on a silver platter. They want it on a HEMP platter. Heh heh. And, yes, you *do* sense sarcasm, and it *is* directed at the liberals - and the conservatives - and the none-of-the-aboves - who expect government to meet their demands.

Claude: Nor is it as funny as *your* comment.

Mason: I would also like to get a piece.

Jonathan: You're not counting the Hummer. Hummers *always* count.

Red: I had to go with Zimbabwe because I can't think of any funny rhymes for China.

John: Concur. With everything.

Thank you, Ms. Lee, I / Promise you I am / Never gonna wind up Republi-can

TJC: Thanx. And that's all I have to say about that.

Dee: That's what she said.

Pippin: Shiite, my ass. You rock Middle Earth.

McKludge: "I'd like to buy the world a home / Furnish it with love." My high school choir sang that. Puzzlingly, they always overemphasized and overextended the "sh" in "furnish it."

Arwen: I know you are but what am I?

littleCC: I'm really starting to wonder about your proclivities.
Stuart McArthur - February 18, 2009 - Report this comment
I haven't hit the 555 button yet, but know THIS America - it WILL be DONE!......as soon as I can unclench my fist I mean

just beautiful brilliant stuff, Spaff - a cut above as usual - and wham bam bullseye on an over-deserving target
Yolanda - February 26, 2009 - Report this comment
Terrific!
Jack Wilson - February 26, 2009 - Report this comment
Love it! 555!!!
Spoof-Man - March 13, 2009 - Report this comment
I thing of my own Obama parody...but intell than and probubly after...THIS SONG IS THE BEST!!!!
Spaff.com - March 25, 2009 - Report this comment
Stuart & Yolanda & Jackie & Spoof-Man: Belated thanks both from me and from my little friend I call my "stimulus package."
Spaff.com - November 10, 2009 - Report this comment
Dearest constituents: This song has a solid shot at becoming Dr. Demento's #1 song for the YEAR. Please help me out by requesting it:

http://drdemento.com/request

Thank you! Consider your babies kissed.
Mom - December 17, 2009 - Report this comment
I want everything you mentioned. But what I already have is a pretty creative son!!!
Spaff.com - February 08, 2010 - Report this comment
My mom is my fan base.
terry - March 25, 2010 - Report this comment
obamas healthcare wow socialism is not freedom you should agree there spaff
jim - March 28, 2010 - Report this comment
"A good plan, violently executed now, is better than a perfect plan next week."
Spaff.com - April 12, 2010 - Report this comment
Hi terry and jim.
puns and roses - February 28, 2011 - Report this comment
genius
Spaff.com - March 28, 2011 - Report this comment
So is "puns and roses."
Whiz - March 13, 2012 - Report this comment
I was about to put up my own 'Lady Madonna' parody, so I was scanning the list and found this. Wow, this is brilliant!

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