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Song Parodies -> "Dear Abby"

Original Song Title:

"Dear Prudence"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Dear Abby"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

dear abby
i am filled with dismay
dear abby
can you help today ?
my hands thrown up
i'll heed your views
they're dutiful
and so are you
dear abby
can you help out today ?

dear abby
open up my eyes
dear abby
give me your reply
my mood is low
it wildly swings
i'm tired of life
and everything
dear abby
won't you open up my eyes ?

i'm so down...down down...down down
down down down...down down
i'm so down

dear abby
life is such a trial
dear abby
i admire your style
my daily drudge
is filled with pain
sometimes i doubt
i'll smile again
dear abby
life is always such a trial

dear abby
won't you show me the way ?
dear abby
things are looking gray
i'm never up
i'm always blue
i'm pitiful
i need a clue
dear abby
will you show me the way ?




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John Barry - October 03, 2007 - Report this comment
Dear Parody Writer: Keep writing such fine parodies and your mood will improve.
Tommy Turtle - October 03, 2007 - Report this comment
But don't quit your day job, either (lol! j/k). Take this adFives.
Meriadoc - October 03, 2007 - Report this comment
"Your stomach makes noises whenever you kiss"? Ooops! Wrong song. Anyway, nice job.
AFW - October 03, 2007 - Report this comment
Very well done
alvin - October 03, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks john, TT, merry and AFW
2Eagle - October 03, 2007 - Report this comment
$555.00 for a therapist.
Rex - October 03, 2007 - Report this comment
Enjoyed this!
Project Sisyphus - October 03, 2007 - Report this comment
I like it! Reminds of of the John Prine song Meriadoc mentioned.
stuart mcarthur - October 04, 2007 - Report this comment
The way? sure, it's over there. Next!
555
TJC - October 04, 2007 - Report this comment
Great stuff, alvin! I love psych-o-melodramas!
alvin - October 04, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks 2eagle, rex, PS, stuart and TJC
PMS - October 05, 2007 - Report this comment
Abby-solutely fabulous
alvin - October 06, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks PMS

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