Song Parodies -> "Superman Returns Sucked"

Original Song Title:

"Paperback Writer"

Original Performer:

"Superman Returns Sucked"

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The Lyrics

This is a song based on the really REALLY crappy Superman movie.. Superman Returns

Clark Kent came back from a long vacation
Took twenty years, and it was kinda dumb.
Lois was married to a man named Dick
She got on a plane, which mucked up and made Superman return
Superman Returned

Sat through the whole thing, not going to the can
So many plotholes, I don't understand.
His son, kryptonite and Lois marrying
Her? a steady going girl? But that's just Superman Returns
Superman Returns
Superman Returns

It kind of annoys me, can't anyone see?
Clark came back bringing with him, the great Supey.
Lex Luthor was pretty awesome, I must say
He was smart, the best thing in this movie called Superman Returns
Superman Returns.

If you really like it and can sleep at night,
I got nothing against you, you're alright.
But this movie sucked big, I can't believe it's made,
But Superman 4 was way crappier than Superman Returns
Superman Returns

Superman Returns

Superman Returns - Superman Returns

Superman Returns - Superman Returns

Why did I write 2 song's about Superheroes with this one song, don't ask me, but I liked my other song better cause Batman is the grooviest EVER!

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The Charnstar - July 07, 2006 - Report this comment

LOL! I'm not surprised, I di'n like this song that much, but I just wanted to write a song about Supe Returns cause I din like it, but still LOL! Ps... Please, I love feedback, even if it's not good

holes - July 07, 2006 - Report this comment

haha kewl song... its reali good......................

2Eagle - July 08, 2006 - Report this comment

You did a good job, but you must have made some die hard Superman fans mad.

The Charnstar - July 09, 2006 - Report this comment

I am a die hard Superman fan, and that movie made me mad

MrMacphisto - July 09, 2006 - Report this comment

I liked the movie, but I liked this parody too. 5-5-5

IUJim - July 22, 2006 - Report this comment

Superman Returns sucked raw eggs. Please, DC, please ... can Bryan "It's the most heterosexual movie I've made" Singer ...

x marks the spot - September 28, 2006 - Report this comment

in your face bryan you dumped x men for superman returns and x men did better at the box office.bryan you are not a great director,a great director finishes what they start for example peter jackson .hahhahahahahahahahaha

Jack Wilson - October 23, 2006 - Report this comment

I loved that movie, but yes give me ANYTHING

Jack Wilson - October 23, 2006 - Report this comment

...over Superman 4

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