I need to go on a di-et.
I need to lay off the oils and sugar.
And instead of eating greasy hamburgers,
I'll eat fruit.

I'm gonna diet this summer.
I am dieting on my vacation.
And if anyone offers me some cake then,
I'll say no.

I'll be skinny
Won't be fat.
See bright future
Where it's at
All my fat is gone
Now where'd it go?

Soon comes later
Gained some weight
Guess I didn't
Predict right
Well, my future's slow-
Nowhere to go.

But oh- that fat is growing.
Wish it would go-
Oh- That fat is growing-
Wish it would go.
But it just grows!

Aaaaaaaaaaaaah
Aaaaaaaaaaaaah
Aaaaaaaaaaaaah

But I eat
Licorice, candy, and that good ol' ice cream.
Stomach's mile away from me.
I am too fat and want it all away.
But I eat,
It's true-
Too much.
But I eat,
It's true-
Too much.
But I eat,
It's true-
Too much. (Yes it is!)
Ah-ah, ah-ah. Ah-ah.

Could you get this fat off of me?
I'll be grateful eternally. (Repeat and fade)