Song Parodies -> "Ronnie Reagoon"

Original Song Title:

"Rocky Raccoon"

Original Performer:

"Ronnie Reagoon"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

now, somewhere in the wide plains of tampico
there lived a young boy named ronnie reagoon...yeah
and one day his woman said, "ron, i think you oughta try...
this here country, you could guide"
ronnie really liked that...he said, "i'm gonna get that job"
so one day, he walked into town
shouted with a boom, "i'll be leadin' ya soon"

ronnie reagoon...checked out as well-groomed
homely folks winnin', ain't liable
ronnie was one...of hollywood's sons
it blew off the deeds of his rivals
his rivals, it seems, had run out of steam
now ronnie can do as he fancies
he vetoed some bills...and passed some at will
but never before he asked nancy

now she and her man...won over some fans
but ronnie was doomed to be slowed down
hinckley burst in....ol' jodie, to win
he said, "ronnie, boy...you must be mowed down"
before he was caught...he got off some shots
and ronnie collapsed on the corner...yeah yeah

now, the doctor came in...and scrubbed up again
and he walked towards the guy on the table
he said, "ronnie, that's quite a gash"
and ronnie said, "doc, its only a scratch...
and i'm no quitter...i'm not quittin', doc...
its always been my label"

now, nancy reagoon...sits back with her groom
reading him words from the bible
he did not check out...a wonder, no doubt
she's thrilled with ol' ronnie's revival

doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo...c'mon ronnie boy
doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo...c'mon ronnie boy
doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
lucky ronnie

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Catch 23 - July 15, 2005 - Report this comment

555. Excellent

AFW - July 15, 2005 - Report this comment

Political, analytical, and satirical..by alvininCal...Very well done and unique..fives up

Paul Robinson - July 15, 2005 - Report this comment

Clever...and sadly, current Prez makes RR look really good in comparison...I didn't like RR too much, but at least whatever holes he put us in were correctable within a decade or so...Nicely done --5's ~ ~ ~

Rick C - July 15, 2005 - Report this comment

My favorite of the day....555

alvin rhodes - July 15, 2005 - Report this comment

thanks catch 23 AFW paul and rick

Michael Pacholek - July 15, 2005 - Report this comment

If only the Republicans had the good sense to nominate Howard Baker in 1980. We would still have had a pretty conservative President, but Baker was honest, he understood the law, he wouldn't have aided the future Taliban or sold weapons to Iran, and if the Beirut disaster had still happened, he wouldn't have then tried to cover it up by invading Grenada two days later. And he wouldn't have gone to Bitburg. Baker is still alive, but he's not asking of Dubya what he asked of Tricky Dick, "What did the President know, and when did he know it?" Because Dubya knows only what he wants to know, and he'll never learn any more. Whether by capability or by choice can be debated.

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