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Song Parodies -> "Mohair Man"
Original Song Title:
"Nowhere Man"
Original Performer:
The Beatles
Parody Song Title:
"Mohair Man"
Parody Written by:
Rick Cormier
The Lyrics
He's a real Mohair Man
Chest and back, a forest land
He's got paws, not feet or hands
He's so wooly
Neither comb nor brush will do
Rake's the one tool that gets through
Looks a wee bit like a gnu to me
Mohair Man, no swimmin'
You'll just scare all the women
Mohair Man
The girls don't like furry hands
Hair as thick as it can be
If he cut it, he would see
He could sell some funky wigs and falls
Mohair Man, so furry
To your legs, fleas scurry
Leaving dogs
No wonder they're best friends to you, man
He's a real Mohair Man
Chest and back, a forest land
He's got paws, not feet or hands
He's so wooly
He's got paws, not feet or hands
He's so wooly
He's got paws, not feet or hands
He's so wooly
Chest and back, a forest land
He's got paws, not feet or hands
He's so wooly
Neither comb nor brush will do
Rake's the one tool that gets through
Looks a wee bit like a gnu to me
Mohair Man, no swimmin'
You'll just scare all the women
Mohair Man
The girls don't like furry hands
Hair as thick as it can be
If he cut it, he would see
He could sell some funky wigs and falls
Mohair Man, so furry
To your legs, fleas scurry
Leaving dogs
No wonder they're best friends to you, man
He's a real Mohair Man
Chest and back, a forest land
He's got paws, not feet or hands
He's so wooly
He's got paws, not feet or hands
He's so wooly
He's got paws, not feet or hands
He's so wooly
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Mohair men get a fair belting from the writers at this site, Rick, and this also lands a powerful punch - fave line: "Rake's the one tool that gets through" - LOL - 555
Mwahahaha... or should that be mohairhahaha :-)
Indeed, I've taken my own swipes at men of the hairy persuasion...=) This is great, Rick!
Well, Wookiee what we have here. I think I speak for several of us when I say you WOULD have gotten some fives if you'd used the word "Wookiee," "Bigfoot," "Sasquatch" or the like.
too funny...i should anonymously slip this to my boss...he's hairy as hell..thanks for the laughs...5s
Thank you, Stuart, Phil, Arwen and Michael. Michael, you're penalizing me for being original???? I didn't write this about Wookiee's, Bigfoot or Sasquatch, just overly-hairy men. :-)
Thanks Alvin!
Very hairy funny....sounds like a candidate for a wax job...well done, Rick
Thanks, AFW and anonymous ones leaver!
Don't worry, Rick...it was probably the same hairy backed bastard who one'd my "I Saw His Body Hair." ; )
Great.
What can I say...hair today, gone the next!
Wookiee-tastic! Keep em coming, Rickster...555
Q.How dose a Wookie like their meat? A.Chewie
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