Kenny's dead
There's a forklift poking through his head
And a NASA shuttle crushed his bed
You Bastards! You've killed Kenny dead!

Suddenly
There's intestines where his brain's to be
Dells imploding when he touch a key
And he's shot more than Kennedy

Why he'd self-combust, I don't know, I guess for laughs
And his leukoblasts, like his head, are cut in half

Kenny's dead
From both anthrax, pox and third world meds
“I'll be back” we heard a robot said
Right after it killed Kenny dead

Why his parents kept landmines ‘round, we'll never know
All his deaths though did boost the ratings for the show

Kenny's white
‘Cos his mum was out of Miller Lite
He's was drinking vodka all the night
Then challenged Cartman for a bite

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