Song Parodies -> "The Troops, George B"

Original Song Title:

"The Sloop John B"

Original Performer:

"The Troops, George B"

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The Lyrics

William Tong wrote "The Son of the Snoop George B" -- "snoop" being an old term for "spy," as Daddy Bush once ran the CIA. Sadly, it is time for a sequel. There was never a good time for a sequel to Daddy Bush, but, like monsters in movie sequels, they keep coming back.

You sent out the troops, George B.
A grand, sad tragedy.
Around Baghdad town, they do roam.
Searching all night
insurgents to fight.
Well, they're getting broke up.
They wanna go home.

So roasted is George B's fail.
See on our TV set.
Call for the Congress
to set a date to bring home.
Let them go home.
Why won't he let them go home?
Yeah, yeah.
Well, they feel so broke up.
They wanna go home.

He acts like he's still drunk.
His claims about Iraq were all bunk.
The media came, did not explain them away.
Yay, yay.
Muscles and bones.
Their nightmares and groans.
Well, they feel so broke up.
They wanna go home.

So roasted is George B's fail.
(Roated is George B's fail.)
See on our TV set.
(See on our TV set.)
Call for the Congress
to set a date to bring home.
Let them go home.
(Home, let them go home.)
(Why won't he let them go home?)
Why won't he let them go home?
(Roasted is George B's fail!)
(Roasted is George B's fail!)
Well, they feel so broke up.
They wanna go home.
(Let them go home!)

Dick Cheney, he's having fits.
Don Rumsfeld, he was the pits.
War for these guys is substituting for porn.

Let them go home.
(Ohhhh...)
Why won't he send the troops home?
(Ohhhh...)

This is the worst Prez
we've ever had on!

So roasted is George B's fail.
(Roated is George B's fail.)
See on our TV set.
(See on our TV set.)
Call for the Congress
to set a date to bring home.
Let them go home.
(Home, let them go home.)
(Why won't he let them go home?)
Why won't he let them go home?
(Roasted is George B's fail!)
(Roasted is George B's fail!)
Well, they feel so broke up.
They wanna go home.
(Let them go home!)

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alvin - April 26, 2007 - Report this comment

great parody...just sad it needed to be written

Real Trooper - April 26, 2007 - Report this comment

Your parody sucks ass, Bush is the real supporter of the troops, and you're a traitor. Get your head out of your ass, Captain Anus. 111s for you

Michael Pacholek - April 26, 2007 - Report this comment

That's Colonel Anus, soldier. I'd tell you to drop and give me 50, but you've already given 100 percent of your soul to Bush, and at the rate he's going, you're going to drop in Iraq, thus giving 100 percent of your life to this evil moron. You have forfeited the ability to understand HE is the traitor, and you are nothing but his stooge.

Johnny Pyro - April 26, 2007 - Report this comment

Amen Michael. This parody hits it right on the head. Let them come home George, let them come home.

Ann Hammond - April 26, 2007 - Report this comment

I stopped by to sing this parody

Red Ant - April 27, 2007 - Report this comment

This reminds me of the Viet Nam protest songs of the 60s - not funny, but well written and heartfelt. Well said, Michael.

WWU - April 27, 2007 - Report this comment

More 111s for you, Private Anus. Bush and the soldiers agree that they must stay, while you and Harry and the traitors keep getting glowing ratings from Hamas and Al Qaeda because they know, just as we do, that you are all traitors.

Trooper - May 02, 2007 - Report this comment

You're Al Qaeda's stooge, traitor boy, and everyone in his right mind knows it. Like all the other traitors, I see you can't face the fact that virtually none of the troops agree with you, and we insist on winning the war you and your fellow traitors don't want us to win before we come home. Forget "Private" Anus, WWU, this Pacholek is so yellow that we'd never take him for a soldier at all. In fact, we'd probably have to execute him for his cowardice if he ever did somehow get in. Red Ant, your beloved Vietnam protester singers cost millions of Vietnamese and Cambodians their lives. You and all the other kids on this site who praise this SOB for his traitor songs ought to be ashamed of yourselves. If you don't support our effort to crush these terrorists, stop being such a fraghead and move to France like a good little cheese-eating surrender monkey. If your heart truly goes out to the likes of Ho Chi Minh and Bin Laden, you really must be some kind of psychopath, just like the ones we're fighting.

To Tropper - May 04, 2007 - Report this comment

You aren't fighting Tropper, you are in here flapping you jaws, that's all any of "your people" ever do, is flap jaws. . .and 90 percent of your thoughts come of your anus not your brain. I won't bother trying to have intelligent debate with you, because unlike respectful republicans (Merry & Pippin), you are an extremist and you are drawn to rediculous insults and name-calling rather than facts, debate or agreeing to disagree. . Extremists from any party are dangerous and scary. . .and that's just life. . .

Appeal to Courage - May 08, 2007 - Report this comment

3000 troops' signatures so far supporting Bush, guys. Read'em and weep.

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