When I drink out of this fountain, you know that I’ll have to go
Spray down the piss, my zipper’s iffy, as I gulp, I’ll let it flow
My snake snarls like a banana, little messy swirl not so true
It’s cold pee that has gone awry, and my ding a ling is turning blue

Yup, my dribble leaks, descends me
If I bring technique, commend me
I just have to seek cheap Depends fee
I’ll grunt and stream but I’ll never get pee done

Some schmuck had a dung spree, in the place that I would go
He went on bath floor within and I threaten to smother him slow
The clod was in disfavor, I’m mad, I tried to shun
I gag again, cough and I just hack, swear he left ‘bout a ton

Yup, my dribble leaks, descends me
If I bring technique, commend me
I just have to seek cheap Depends fee
I’ll grunt and stream but I’ll never get pee done

I look up, hall line’s not thinning, as I rave, my piddle’s coming fast
I swore, gave up, screw it I can’t wait, cussed I can’t last
I took one swing with a pole I hurled, at those in front of me
That’s when that piddle bluff of mine, lets me know I’m next to pee

Yup, my dribble leaks, descends me
If I bring technique, commend me
I just have to seek cheap Depends fee
I’ll grunt and stream but I’ll never get pee done

I plea as I wait, on track for attack, I hear cries, moans, so I knock
He pled “I can’t make the spray begin, would you come and cheer and gawk?”
Now that close shave to start the knob, was a lot of guff, deceit
I ignore, while my bladder’s more than full, I’m guessing be discreet

Yup, my dribble leaks, descends me
If I bring technique, commend me
I just have to seek cheap Depends fee
I’ll grunt and stream but I’ll never get pee done

Go, go soon, go too slow, too slow, go soon
Go, go soon, go too slow, too slow, go soon

There’ll be blood let, you brat, I warn ya’
As I start to sneeze and hold
And your sitting on commode
Is getting pretty old
I profess I’m all in a big trauma, yell, so I’ll be barging in
Then I go, seep down, my pants fermented
They know I peed my trousers again

Yup, my dribble leaks, descends me
If I bring technique, commend me
I just have to seek cheap Depends fee
I’ll grunt and stream but I’ll never get pee done

Soak, soak through, flow is slow I know, so true
Soak, soak through, flow is woe I know, no loo
Soak, soak through, flow is low I know on shoe . . .