she gave me a lil' shock
had a face all pockmarked
she had awful manly hands
she liked rotgut booze and pall malls
surely, had a pig smell
her nose is runny...knees are skinned

you know my papa disapproved her
my mama said to lose her
but i called her time and time again
don't you know i was 'fraid to love her
but i can't live without her...yeah...hey hey hey

beyond imagination
true abomination
oh, the looks, folks gave her through the years
quite a screechin' homely thing
my chums mocked and censured me
my love grows stronger, yet i fear

i know that my baby's ugly
her eyes are beady
she needs to shave her legs, its clear
i was 'fraid to love her
but yet i adore her...hey hey hey

waist's too thick, my friend
a big fat rear end
what a chubby lady...chubby lady...ah

my baby's ugly
her voice is reedy
with her looks, she ain't goin' nowhere
she has knees just like a chicken
but yet my heartbeat quickens
i get the fever when she's passin' near

oh, even though, there's facial stubble
she's still worth the trouble
by her side, how small i do appear
but i was 'fraid to love her
i was so 'fraid to love her...yeah

oh, i was 'fraid to love her
she's a girl that's all blubber...hey hey hey

huge lady...way too big to squeeze her
you know, she still gives me a fever...yeah...hey hey hey
huge ol' lady...my baby's chubby
her body's meaty...hey hey hey
ooh...my baby's chubby