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Song Parodies -> "Skyward Bound"

Original Song Title:

"Homeward Bound"

Original Performer:

Simon & Garfunkel

Parody Song Title:

"Skyward Bound"

Parody Written by:

wannabemustangjockey

The Lyrics

Hey, it happens. Gas stations have clearly marked "No Smoking" signs but that doesn't stop everyone....
I was sitting in a Chevron station,
Considering my destination.
Pumping gas into my bike while dragging on a Lucky Strike;
I thought it was a harmless lark ... until I dropped a single spark.
Skyward bound,
I found myself
Skyward bound,
Up, where the sun is shining,
Up, where the birds are flying,
Up... then the ground is lying
Right there below me.
This was a boring day for me.
I worked at the truck fac-tory.
Then went to fill up my Harley, and smoke a cigarette or three
(...At the same time, but well, you see ... that last part didn't work for me)
Skyward bound,
I found myself
Skyward bound,
Up, where the sun is shining,
Up where the birds are flying,
Up...then the ground is lying
Right there below me.

I realized I'd been such a fool;
The spark I dropped ignited fuel.
The gas station blew up on me and launched me up above the trees
Who cares about the things I see? The fall will be the death of me!
Skyward bound,
I found myself
Skyward bound,
Up, where the sun is shining,
Up, where the birds are flying,
Up...then the ground is lying
Right there below me.
Right there below me.
(c) 2005 The Wannabe Mustang Jockey - [email protected]

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Dee Range - September 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Very funny, and perfect pacing. 5's
Kristof Robertson - September 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Lovely visuals, and a wonderfully well crafted parody. Great job! 555
carol - September 05, 2005 - Report this comment
love it. good job 5's
Adagio - September 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Lightly, sprightly, hilarious! :) 5's
Michael Pacholek - September 06, 2005 - Report this comment
A real sparker.

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