Song Parodies -> "I Have a Dog"

Original Song Title:

"I Am a Rock"

Original Performer:

"I Have a Dog"

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The Lyrics

I HAVE A DOG

Another day
And my sleep gets barks like thunder
I am not alone
Gazing from my bedsheets to the floor below
There's yellow puddle spreading with the flow
I have a dog
I have an an---chor

I've spent lots
A fortune on this creature
That all must venerate
He is my only frienship, though he is a pain
He's destructive and aggresive and insane
I have a dog
I have an an---chor

My only love
There's no man that can compete
He sleeps in the covers with me
I cannot count the number of men who've been denied
He's my only love it's only him inside
I have a dog
I have an an---chor

Get funny looks
At the Great Dane that protects me
He may not be a great charmer
Take him in my car, everywhere we are
All the leash laws don't apply to me
I have a dog
I have an an---chor

And my dog has no chain
And he scare off all the guys

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