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Song Parodies -> "Beware Of The Christmas Shoppers"

Original Song Title:

"Bridge Over Troubled Water"

Original Performer:

Simon and Garfunkel

Parody Song Title:

"Beware Of The Christmas Shoppers"

Parody Written by:

lebeiW15

The Lyrics

Be expecting a LOT of Christmas parodies from me!
When you're shopping, at the mall
The stores all get so packed, you're sure to get mauled
I'm in your boat, oh, I know it's rough
They're searching for good deals,
So beware of the Christmas shoppers,
The will run you down
So beware of the Christmas shoppers,
They will knock you down

When you're at the Gap,
Or at FYE
When evening comes around,
They start rushing in
With their big carts,
Oh, they'll spend so much
There's people all around
So beware of the Christmas shoppers,
The will run you down
So beware of the Christmas shoppers,
They will knock you down

Buying silverware,
Buying ties
The time has come, to buy
All that stuff for Christmas Day
Watch how they buy
Ohh, yes, see how they spend
It's such a scary sight
So beware of the Christmas shoppers,
They will rush you by!
So beware, of the Christmas shoppers!
They will rush you BY!

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Billy Florio - November 28, 2003 - Report this comment
Great Great job!
Johnny D - November 28, 2003 - Report this comment
Great job. Favorite part:

Buying silverware,
Buying ties
The time has come, to buy
All that stuff for Christmas Day
Adagio - November 28, 2003 - Report this comment
Good job!!
Meriadoc - November 28, 2003 - Report this comment
Nice one Leb! Just make sure Bob Geldof doesn't run over you with a cart... ;-)
lebeiw15 - November 28, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks Meriadoc, I hope he's gone now :-)
David Chrenko - December 01, 2003 - Report this comment
Wife and I went shopping, on the day after Thanksgiving - your parody is giving me flashbacks - very well done.
Peregrin - December 01, 2003 - Report this comment
Excellent Lebiew!
nnnag - December 01, 2003 - Report this comment
I liked it too!
Diva - December 01, 2003 - Report this comment
Very Good, Leb! =)

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