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Song Parodies -> "Constipation Flu"

Original Song Title:

"Constipation Blues"

Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"Constipation Flu"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

Umm-ummmh aeoh! Umm-uoomh! Ooh! Oh! Uh uh!. Aaah. Uoh, aah!
Hold it back! Hold it back! Hold it back! Hold it back!
I don't want to sneeze anymore. I'm still sick, ah...
Something's weird deep inside, can't be denied.
Yeah, every time I try, I won't be satisfied.
Can't hold back! Ummh!
My heart beats faster, oh! Waaaoooh!
My heart'll stop inside, don't try to tell me gesundheit!
Ignore me!

Choo!!! Wahhhh...
Feel, ah, I feel alright!
Yeah, I feel alright!
Wah... CHOO!!! Yeah.
I feel alright! [blows nose]
Phhhffffft! Phew, phew, phew (gesundheit)
Feel... [yawns, starts to sleep]
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John Lomain - April 17, 2009 - Report this comment
This was good
Michael Pacholek - April 17, 2009 - Report this comment
I wouldn't normally think of giving you fives, but I had to simply for knowing that Screamin' Jay had a second song!
Christie Marie M - April 17, 2009 - Report this comment
Got bitten by the Screamin' Jay bug? I sure am bitten myself! Great going, TSB! 555. Oh, btw, Gezundheit!

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