Song Parodies -> "Don't Know Much"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Know Much"

Original Performer:

Sam Cooke

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Know Much"

Parody Written by:

Ed Smiley

The Lyrics

Seeing how Senator McCain has a certain talent for song parody it is only fair that I dedicate one to him. (“Bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb Iran" comes to mind.)

Don't know much about economy
Don't know much intenetology
Don't know much about email stuff
Don't know how much healthcare's enuf

But I do know that I love you
And I know that if you vote for me too
What a wonderful world this would be

Don't know much about geography
Don't know much czechoslovakii
Don't know much any more
Still don't know what a slide rule is for

But I do know that one and three is two
And if I could be commander and chief for you
What a wonderful world this would be

Now I don't claim to be an "A" student
But I scraped by in the Academy
But maybe by being military baby
I can win your love for me

Don't know much about economy
Don't know much intenetology
Don't know much about email stuff
Don't know how much healthcare's enuf

But I do know that I love you
And I know that if you vote for me too
What a wonderful world this would be

La ta ta ta ta ta ta
(economy)
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
(geography)
La ta ta ta ta ta ta
(Science book)
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
(French I took)

But I do know that I love you
But I do know that I love you
And I know that if you vote for me too
What a wonderful world this would be

With apologies to Same Cooke.

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