Sulu, warp factor four,
Chekov, just help some more,
we're off to leverhon mark three,
Sulu, fazers on high,
in case those klingons try
to take the enterprise from me

now, I don't mean to bother you, or make you all work
but people please remember that I'm captain James Titus Kirk
we're off to see a galaxy of misy
and then I can piss, so

Sulu, warp factor four,
Chekov, just help some more,
we're off to leverhon mark three,
Sulu, fazers on high,
in case those klingons try
to take the enterprise from me

Now Sulu, ask old Spock here to find logically
the tractor beam that's pulling us mightily
I know between the two of you you'll think thoughtfully
helpme if you will, so...
Sulu, warp factor four,
Chekov, just help some more,
we're off to leverhon mark three,
Sulu, fazers on high,
in case those klingons try
to take the enterprise from me

Sulu! Don't you hear me order you?
I need this sulu!