Pity wolfman, stalking down some meat,
Pity wolfman, a guy who dresses neat,
If not wolfman.

He got a mean chew; now he’s uncouth
At night when he comes seeking you.

Lurky.

Pity Wolfman, Pavlovian, he.
Pity Wolfman, he kills unthinkingly.
Pity Wolfman.
’cause he looks ugly as can be,
Like Hunchback of Notre D.

Owwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pity wolfman, though he’s vile,
Pity wolfman, though he’s wild,
Pity wolfman, who is mild Larry.
Pity wolfman, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Pity wolfman, who can’t stay
Nix as wolfman ’cept in day—then he
Tries to eat you, won’t treat you right.
So better stay home when the time’s night.

Pity wolfman, that stalking guy,
Pity wolfman, who’ll make you die,
Pity wolfman, but walk in day, day’s OK.
’cause that’s the way it must be, I say.

You’d better stay home when it’s late;
To cause sorrow at night—his fate.
’cause what you’ll see,
Is him on a stalking spree,
Yeah, yet have some empathy
For poor bitten wolfman.