Song Parodies -> "Slime Is On My Slide"

Original Song Title:

"Time Is On My Side "

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Slime Is On My Slide"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

With the news of the imminent shutdown of submissions, I (Pippin) thought I had better pull my thumb out and get these into cyberspace while there was still time. I had been waiting for Merry to leave work and start doing parodies again, but this ship is sailing before hers. So, this is one of a number of submissions over the next few days that have been sitting in the vault - most for over 10 years.

Original song on YouTube

Slime is on my slide, yes it is
Slime is on my slide, yes it is
My trombone I play while I munch bread and ghee
Now horn’s all buttery, horn’s all viscous-y
Horn did lubricate: slimy

Yes, slime is on my slide, mess it is
Slime is on my slide, brassy biz
Practicing bass lines, though val-ves not free
Ooze is gumming up, goo is welling up
Your slide’s coming up stick-eeeeee

Dunderhead, knucklehead, gone let the group down
Maybe, now lost it’s zing, poor horn transpires
With low fat, the insides are drowned
Cheeks aglow, like I played it so many times before
Form’s gonna cop flack
Yeah mucous-y payback maybe
Shockin’: slide-work is poor

Slime is on my slide, yes it is
Slime is on my slide, yes it is
I’ve learned this lesson, to not overfeed
I got lots of flack, for my pre-jam snack
Band lea-der, he cracked, at me

Yes, slime, slime, slime is on my slide, that’s showbiz
Slime, slime, slime is on my slide, brass-ed jizz
Slime, slime, slime is on my slide

Thanks, ChuckyG, for over 20 years of great fun, and providing parody writers a common outlet for their work!

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