When you would speak, I'd hang upon every word
You thought I was an annoying nerd
I'll tell her my deepest feelings, said I
You told me you'd date me when pigs fly,

I was so excited,
Thought you'd be delighted,
Now I'm left with only unrequited love.

I just want to walk you
Home, so I can stalk you
If we'd only talk you'd see the depth of my love.

I'm really not a kink,
You can ask my shrink,
Tell me what you think of my neurotic love.

RESPONSE:
Go away and leave me alone now!
Get lost and leave me alone now!

(Instrumental)

Pain all o'er my body,
Where'd you learn karate?
Even this will not eradicate my love.

My sweet Peggy Sue,
I'm all black and blue
Is there nothing I can ever do to win your love

I wouldn't be possessive,
Just a tad obsessive,
I've really made a mess of showing you my love.

I'd show you dedication,
Take my medication,
To my consternation you don't want my love.

RESPONSE:
Go away and leave me alone now!
Get lost and leave me alone now!

(Instrumental to fadeout)