Come and listen to a story about man named John,
He pissed off his wife and now his peckers gone.
Late that night she took it for a drive.
Through it out the window and she never thought twice.

Well the first thing he did was go to touch Long John
Felt around some more and realized it was gone.
Went to phone when he couldn't find his piece
Called up the police and described his robbery

Well they said you better say good-bye to having any kids.
They found his penis in the snow and this is what they said
If you don't want this happen when your married happily
You better show your wife some hospitality