Just the other day
My dad went away t'meet some guy (some guy)
Looked for something new
For Christmas gifts too, what to buy? (to buy?)

A furry little guy
Who looks like a rodent
But Mr. Wing wouldn't
No he couldn't
Mr. Wing just couldn't part
No, can't be torn apart from Mogwai

Mr. Wing's nephew
(He was a little dude) took Mogwai (Mogwai)
Don't expose to light
Get him wet or feed post-midnight (midnight)

My dad gave him his word of honor
Named him Gizmo then took him home
Gave Gizmo to Billy
Who really really loved the Mogwai

Glass of water on Gizmo accidentally dropped
Then out of his back came five little POPS!
The new batch of Mogwais got into snacks
Now they're evil as a matter of fact

The town's overran
With a huge clan of Mogwais
A frantic race
We gotta clear the place of Mogwais (Mogwais!!)
Evil Mogwais are crashing cars
And tossing crabby old ladies...real far!
It's too bad Phoebe Cates
Won't show some T&A for Mogwai

The police are inept
Can't keep a check on Mogwais
In a microwave
My mom did slay some Mogwais (Mogwais!!)
Mogwai jumped in a swimming pool
Made another wave of Mogwais...not cool!
Gizmo and I escaped
To save Phoebe Cates from Mogwais

So Gizmo went Rambo
Got a bright light shone on Mogwai
(Rotting corpse!)
But Mr. Wing came back
Put Gizmo in a sack...bye Mogwai!