Do you believe in logic?
In a young girl's brain
Hear the constant phone chatter
It makes one insane
It's not logic
Yes a teenager's goofy
They listen to rappin'
And they watch bad movies
I'll tell you there is no logic
Just a great big mess
And it's like screaming at a stranger
In a too-short dress

If you believe there's logic
You are bound to lose
You can't fight peer pressure
For the pot and booze
In wind you're pissin'
And you'll miss by a mile
See the look on her face
And wonder why you try
In class they're napping
And they're up all night
Nothing seems clear
And you're never right

If you believe in logic
You won't find it there
They won't hear a warning
And they could hardly care
Your baby, who you tried to raise right
Now looks like a harlot
And wears shirts too tight
And it's so frightening
For your Dad and me
How the logic's out the window
When there's cute boys to see

No, I don't see any logic
No, I see no damn logic
In a young girl wild
I wish I had raised a Vulcan child
Believe there's no logic there for me to see
Ohh, wishin' for logic

Are you aggrieved like I'm aggrieved
Do you agree no logic?'''''