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Song Parodies -> "Federal Unclean Communications Kommission"
Original Song Title:
"Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious"
Original Performer:
Julie Andrews (Mary Poppins)
Parody Song Title:
"Federal Unclean Communications Kommission"
Parody Written by:
Spaff.com
The Lyrics
Obviously(?) References George carlin And his "Seven words" Monologue.
Gumm Oodle Doodle Doodle Ahmm Moodle Nye
Ahmm Soodle Soodle Hoodle Omm Loodle Eye
first Bono's called Indecent Though the globes fans Cheer Hooray
then Janet's Indiscretion spurs a Superbowl Melee
who'll Boldly Lead us On to Where true Justice Ought to Be
and Tape-delay It all to Tame our Sexuality?
the
Fed-er-al-Un-clean-Com-mu-ni-ca-shee-uns-Kom-mis-sion!
Yank the plug On anyone who Undermines your mission!
Blast the Unrepentent Sinners - Hound them to contrition!
Fed-er-al-Un-god-ly-Con-ver-sa-tion-ing-Kom-mis-sion!
Pumm Reedaleedaleedle Imm Coodle Kye
Tumm Eedaleedaleedle Ahmm Soodle Eye
so Condoleezza Understands the Need for empty Talk
while Bush Asks Simply To Assume he Really Didn't balk
and Cheney's On rush limbaugh telling Clarke "go fly a Kite"
i'm Somewhat Unconvinced this Cabal Knows what's Even "Right"
the
Fed-er-al-Un-clean-Com-mu-ni-ca-shee-uns-Kom-mis-sion
must Divert Iraq Concerns and Kick the opposition!
Whack'um, Hack'um, Once you've Rect'um, threaten Extradition!
Fed-er-al-Un-par-ty-line-Com-mu-ni-ques-Kom-mis-sion!
Mumm Oodle Toodaloodle Humm Eddle Rye
Fumm Uddle Cockadoodle Kumm Eddle Rye
So Howard and his Imitators Tally up their fines
while michael Powell's Infiltraitors Shield our Simple minds
so Clean your Language, Interrupt your Tongue Or Risk It Squooshed
and Please Express No Icky Stuff - like "COLIN," "DICK," or "BUSH!"
the
Fed-er-al-Un-chaste-Com-mu-ni-ca-shee-uns-Kom-mis-sion
Purges the United States of Sleaze (and Your volition)!
Vote Against Gestapos In November And be squishin'
Fed-er-al-Un-clean-Com-mu-ni-ca-shee-uns-Kom-mis-sion!
Ahmm Soodle Soodle Hoodle Omm Loodle Eye
first Bono's called Indecent Though the globes fans Cheer Hooray
then Janet's Indiscretion spurs a Superbowl Melee
who'll Boldly Lead us On to Where true Justice Ought to Be
and Tape-delay It all to Tame our Sexuality?
the
Fed-er-al-Un-clean-Com-mu-ni-ca-shee-uns-Kom-mis-sion!
Yank the plug On anyone who Undermines your mission!
Blast the Unrepentent Sinners - Hound them to contrition!
Fed-er-al-Un-god-ly-Con-ver-sa-tion-ing-Kom-mis-sion!
Pumm Reedaleedaleedle Imm Coodle Kye
Tumm Eedaleedaleedle Ahmm Soodle Eye
so Condoleezza Understands the Need for empty Talk
while Bush Asks Simply To Assume he Really Didn't balk
and Cheney's On rush limbaugh telling Clarke "go fly a Kite"
i'm Somewhat Unconvinced this Cabal Knows what's Even "Right"
the
Fed-er-al-Un-clean-Com-mu-ni-ca-shee-uns-Kom-mis-sion
must Divert Iraq Concerns and Kick the opposition!
Whack'um, Hack'um, Once you've Rect'um, threaten Extradition!
Fed-er-al-Un-par-ty-line-Com-mu-ni-ques-Kom-mis-sion!
Mumm Oodle Toodaloodle Humm Eddle Rye
Fumm Uddle Cockadoodle Kumm Eddle Rye
So Howard and his Imitators Tally up their fines
while michael Powell's Infiltraitors Shield our Simple minds
so Clean your Language, Interrupt your Tongue Or Risk It Squooshed
and Please Express No Icky Stuff - like "COLIN," "DICK," or "BUSH!"
the
Fed-er-al-Un-chaste-Com-mu-ni-ca-shee-uns-Kom-mis-sion
Purges the United States of Sleaze (and Your volition)!
Vote Against Gestapos In November And be squishin'
Fed-er-al-Un-clean-Com-mu-ni-ca-shee-uns-Kom-mis-sion!
� 2004+ Stand Proud, Al Franken Fans
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LOL, very good indeed. Bit of a tongue twister and it looks like Uranus is finally outta sight!!! Liked the gestapo line.... Of course, it pales in comparison to my own "**** on (the FCC song)" :-) http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/u221.shtml
Great! Excellent! Novel, Interesting, Unique & Sublime! I'm stunned. Really. Damn.
Oh my Lord, you've outdone yourself this time, Spaffster. Unbelievable. It's a master work. The various Gumm Oodle Doodles are perfection. Pity that it won't have quite the same effect on the radio, but then again that may give it secret-code charm. Bravo!
I must admit, I thought you were going to be a syllable short (forgetting that "shee-yuns" can be spread into an extra one)... Anyway, Capital parody, this ;-)
Thanx, Laurence & Leo & Teet & Philbo. I think of this as like one of those Magic Eye posters - either you see the 3-D spaceship or it's just a bunch of random colors. I can tell from the comments that most of you see the spaceship.
That was clever, Spaff!
Spaff, ya know I love your stuff! This was awesome! 555!
i really don't go around using words like "genius" and "brilliant". but Hey! Oh Lord Yes! SomeHow I Think this time it's warranted. also, this blows rick duncan's theory about never parodying the same song twice out of the water.
I don�t like to use four letter words because I perceive them to be the least creative and weakest words in the English language - as opposed to this parody which is powerful and creative. I mostly support the current administration, but I oppose censorship. Foul language on the radio is regulated a lot better by the free market than by Washington bureaucrats, for which this might apply:
Julie Andrews� fan Club Knows A Solemn Soliloquy
If No one Cares How laws Are made, Rules Grow Excessively.
Julie Andrews� fan Club Knows A Solemn Soliloquy
If No one Cares How laws Are made, Rules Grow Excessively.
Excellent parody......I CANT STAND WHAT THE FCC AND CLEAR CHANNEL ARE DOING!..ok, sorry, had to get that off my chest....The surpression of freedom of speech that is happening on the radio and TV is horrible, and can only lead to an Orwellian world where censorship runs wild....yes, people should have decency when the speak to not use foul language in those situtations, but freedom of speech is just being completely stripped away. Im not a fan of Howard Stern, but I completely hate what is happening to him because he used his rights......BUSH AND POWELL, TAKE THIS INFO FROM A FELLOW REPUBLICAN...START ACTING LIKE REPUBLICANS AND PROTECT THE BILL OF RIGHTS!!!!
This was a **censored** great parody. **censored** yeah! A real **censored**-kicker.
Amazing and what they said. However, you're tale was rivaled by the comments of an astute supporter - Mr. Florio. Well put, Billy. To me, The Bill of Rights (and particularly the First Amendment) is the most important influence on my ideology. If your party is upsetting you in this area, watch out - you ain't seen nothing yet. You may disagree with the overall party ideology, but this (and other Constitutional violations) won't happen during the next eight years of the Kerry administration. bob
Ohh... I didn�t get the in-joke in the title until I saw it again on the comments page. I�ll have to go look for my copy of Van Halen�s "For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge" now, to see if I missed anything more there too. :-)
I thAnk you, know one can hear you dreaM ANd pAtagio and alSo jack wilSon and john jenKInS & claude for preS & robErt jp & billy don't be a floRio!
Great Spaff. Extra 5s from me for doing "communicasheeun" I laughed at that out loud for about 10 seconds.
(ABC) Clever!!
It's hard for you to write parodies without bringing up your rect'um, huh? Top marks from me. This is excellent.
Acronyms Look Lazy, Friends--t's Vainful, Egotistical Shite!(ABC)
(ABC) Oooooh! Thanks to Agri, I get it now... (blushes)
(ABC) Spaff's Parodies Are Fabulously Funny, Ingeniously Structured, Gloriously Over-the-top Ditties! And that's why I call him THE MIGHTY SPAFF! ;-D
Dude, the last line in the last verse was hysterical. A round of applause, really. FYI it makes the song that much more interesting when all you can download is the original song sung by alvin and the chipmunks.
what a clever parody .... 5s
Genius stuff. Especially "so Clean your Language, Interrupt your Tongue Or Risk It Squooshed / and Please Express No Icky Stuff - like "COLIN," "DICK," or "BUSH!"" - though what's up with the random capitalization? Regardless, 5'd.
Excellent. Just excellent!
Why, tHanx, smeagOl & armstRong & loonEy 2nz & jeFfaroo & aggrO & maRtha & Patagio & maRtha & mAgIcal myStery goat & johnny danglE.
neminem: it's not random.
neminem: it's not random.
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Restoring my previous 555 vote.
http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=3010.0;id=1341;image
(ABC 2004 Winners) Still clever. 5's
thanx, oF coursE, Lady adagio, and beLated thAnx for The medal, johnny dd. i wear It nonstOp.
(ABCfinals) Sing it Spaff.
I saw this before and thought it brilliant but due to it's age I didn't want to wipe out your votes ( thought I had commented though ). Yes, my S.O.F. parody got some inspiration from this, but was completed in full with regular caps then changed to make it more offensive after I remembered this one. I see that votes did get wiped and restored so I 555d it.
Belated thAnx, Scathe & anT in chains. i'm always pleAsed to heaR i'm a baD influence.
Another vote replaced... nothing much more to add (other than "have you listened to Eric Idle's "FCC Song"?")
philbo: no, But I would love To. Can you Help me get it?
It's available for free download from the python website: www.pythonline.com/plugs/idle/FCCSong.mp3 - enjoy :-)
Damn! Unbelievable; Moderators Bypass Another Stealthy Submission, Eh? Slick...
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