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Song Parodies -> "Road-Rage-Me"

Original Song Title:

"Do-Re-Mi"

Original Performer:

Julie Andrews

Parody Song Title:

"Road-Rage-Me"

Parody Written by:

Kristof Robertson

The Lyrics

That sweet little song from The Sound Of Music, updated to reflect the world we currently live in.....
I'm late for a very big meeting
The freeway's one huge car park
When I'm mad, I start counting 1-2-3
But that ain't gonna calm down road-rage-me

Road-rage-me, road-rage-me
That jerk's just flipped the birdie at me!
Road-rage-me, road-rage-me!

“Hey-you-freak-why-I-ought-ta”
(spoken) Let's see if we can make it easy..

Ewe- a sheep, a female sheep
Flay- to whip until it aches
Ming- a vase I'd like to keep
Arrgh- the sound a pirate makes
Soul- those sad, impassioned songs
Hay- a plant that cattle chew
Fork- utensil with four prongs
That will lead us back to ewe (ewe ewe ewe)

*Children, brandishing monkey wrenches and tyre irons, join in to repeat the chorus*

Ewe-flay-ming-arrgh-soul-hay-fork-ewe
Yeah, ewe!!

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 18

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Adagio - February 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Clever!
alvin rhodes - February 17, 2005 - Report this comment
delightfully goofy...thanks for the laughs
Arwen - February 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Kristof...pull over. I need to kiss you. This is FABULOUS!!! LOL! 5S...
Steve K. - February 17, 2005 - Report this comment
To a background of: ewe-ming-ming, ming-soul-soul flay-argh-argh, hay-fork-fork The lead vocals go: When your horn is not quite heard, You might need to flip the bird.
John Barry - February 17, 2005 - Report this comment
I'll be singing this next time someone cuts me off, driving in lane 5 at 55.
2nz - February 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Very clever, Kristof. The age-old story of Mister Walker and Mister Wheeler, minus that whole Mister Walker thing.
AFW - February 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Very good...funny...and topical...5's
Steven Cavanagh - February 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Arrgh, that be an excellent line, matey.
Stuart McArthur - February 17, 2005 - Report this comment
this goes straight to the pantheon, Kristof - that is so brilliant - ewe-flay-ming-arrgh (the sound a pirate makes) LMAO! - big 555 - I'm showing my wife this one
Jeff Reuben - February 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Well done!
Claude Prez - February 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Delightful.
Arwen - February 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Another huge LOL for Steve K's comment!
Kristof Robertson - February 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Adagio: Thanx sweetie!.....Al: my pleasure, buddy...Officer Arwen: yes please, but be gentle :-).....Steve: LOL!!...John: It'll make those trips so much more fun....2nz: cheers, buddy....AFW:Yeah, I love updating old musical numbers....Stu: Hope your wife enjoyed it: thanks for the nice words, mate!....Jeff & Claude: Grazie!....Bye!
John Jenkins - February 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Outstanding parody, excellent job of making your definitions rhyme.
Ravyn Rant - February 18, 2005 - Report this comment
This is BEAUTIFUL!!!! Especially after the commute I had this morning...some Flay-Ming-Arrgh-Soul almost took me out.
kitty - February 18, 2005 - Report this comment
LOL!!!!!!!!!! No, seriously, 5's, man.
Guy - February 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Out-forkin'-RAGE-ous! I have something similar to this called "If You See Kay" a parody of YMCA, but not about road rage This is really good. Should consider it for contest. So hows my driving? Dial 555-EATSPIT.
Agrimorfee - November 15, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) Funny, but it's only half the song. Look to Steve K.'s comment above if you don't know what I mean.
Red Ant - November 15, 2005 - Report this comment
R05- I've got to a musical number some day. High 5 for funny, but Steve's and Agrim's comments contradict the giving of full marks if they are correct. Since I haven't heard this in ages nor could I find lyrics I'll have to refrain from voting this for the time being.
Adagio - November 16, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) Already voted/commented. Still a very funny one!!
Josh 2 - November 20, 2005 - Report this comment
ABC -LOL, 5s
Stuart McArthur - November 24, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC05) - yeah, okay, I guess it's not the full OS, but it's still bloody funny - see my above comment for further gushing ;-)
Phil Alexander - November 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Missed this first time around - another wonderful ditty :-)
Johnny D - November 25, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) ARRRGH, matey! 5 kegs o'rum for yer masterful bastardization of a Disney classic, ARRRGH!
Mikey Squirrel - November 29, 2005 - Report this comment
ABC- Well done, Kristof. I've often done different variations on the Do Ra Mi song, but yours captured it well. 555

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