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Song Parodies -> "SuperPornoTerroristicHypocriteBinLaden"

Original Song Title:

"Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious"

Original Performer:

Julie Andrews

Parody Song Title:

"SuperPornoTerroristicHypocriteBinLaden"

Parody Written by:

Hu's On First

The Lyrics

In case any of you hadn't already heard, US Navy Seals found a huge stash of pornography while raiding Osama bin Laden's hideout.
SuperPornoTerroristicHypocriteBinLaden
Even though the sound of that is something oh so rotten
He must have watched it in that house while stripped down to his cottons
SuperPornoTerroristicHypocriteBinLaden
Um durka durka dye, um durka dye
Um durka durka dye, um durka dye
Um durka durka dye, um durka dye
Um durka durka dye, um durka dye

He said he hates the West becauses it's awfully decadent
But _he_ was awfully Western in the way his time was spent
While hiding out in Pakistan so he would not be caught
He spent his time a-ogling nude ladies oh-so-hot!

SuperPornoTerroristicHypocriteBinLaden
Even though the sound of that is something oh so rotten
He must have watched it in that house while stripped down to his cottons
SuperPornoTerroristicHypocriteBinLaden
Um durka durka dye, um durka dye
Um durka durka dye, um durka dye
Um durka durka dye, um durka dye
Um durka durka dye, um durka dye

Now this is not unusual, from what the SEALs say
Many times when they raid terrorists, they find porn stashed away
So don't you point your finger man, and don't you mock or scoff
Even members of Hamas sometimes must get their rockets off!

SuperPornoTerroristicHypocriteBinLaden
Even though the sound of that is something oh so rotten
He must have watched it in that house while stripped down to his cottons
SuperPornoTerroristicHypocriteBinLaden
Um durka durka dye, um durka dye
Um durka durka dye, um durka dye
Um durka durka dye, um durka dye
Um durka durka dye, um durka dye

Moms, when you catch your son in bed, ogling Playboy mags
Just tell him he should throw 'em out, like they were dirty rags
And if he doesn't, threaten him and say 'twill be his doom
When a squadron of those navy SEALS bursts into his room!
And they'll bury him at sea, like....

SuperPornoTerroristicHypocriteBinLaden
Even though the sound of that is something oh so rotten
He must have watched it in that house while stripped down to his cottons
SuperPornoTerroristicHypocriteBinLaden
Um durka durka dye, um durka dye
Um durka durka dye, um durka dye
Um durka durka dye, um durka dye
Um durka durka dye, um durka dye

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Michael Pacholek - May 16, 2011 - Report this comment
I never thought I'd see this word in an American newspaper, much less in "tabloid letters" 3 inches high (which sort of matches bin Laden), but the New York Post put out the headline "OSAMA BIN WANKIN'!"
Tommy Turtle - May 16, 2011 - Report this comment
E for Effort, but a number of the lines were 13 or 15 syllables vs. TOS 14. "He must have..." would actually match TOS accent (stress) as well as syllables, if "he" were left off. In this song, the verses are iambs (aBaBaBaB... ) whereas the refrains are trochees (AbAbAbAb), where capitals = stressed syllables.

So. "Must have watched it in his house..." would scan perfectly on all counts. No need to list others; go through them yourself and you'll see. Also, around here it's considered a greater skill to vary the choruses, even when TOS repeats them. Think of it as a way to display more creativity, and to give us more laughs.

OTOH, Hamas getting their "rockets" off was an LOL moment! ... Didn't much care for Mom threatening non-terrorist kids with SEAL extermination for reading Playboy, but the rest was funny and "on target", so to speak, so 354.

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