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Song Parodies -> "You're Christine"
Original Song Title:
"You're Sixteen"
Original Performer:
Johnny Burnette
Parody Song Title:
"You're Christine"
Parody Written by:
wannabemustangjockey
The Lyrics
Arnie Cunningham sings about Christine, his possessed '58 Plymouth Fury.
You take off like a dream, crimson and cream
Two-tone paintjob so fine
You're Christine,
You're beautiful, and you're mine
You're a beauty, a pearl,
Ooh what a girl
Lights that sparkle and shine
You're Christine,
You're beautiful, and you're mine
You're my baby, I'm obsessed
You stole my love from my girlfriend
When you got wrecked, my spirits dropped
Ooh, when you fixed yourself I stopped
You killed my enemies and turned on my charms
Now you're my Fury divine
You're Christine,
You're beautiful, and you're mine
You're my precious, I'm possessed
We fell in love on the day we met
I floored the gas, I scared my friends
Ooh, it felt like it could not end
You took control of me, you devilish car
The Plymouth Fury from hell...
Oh Christine,
I've been enslaved...by your spell.
Two-tone paintjob so fine
You're Christine,
You're beautiful, and you're mine
You're a beauty, a pearl,
Ooh what a girl
Lights that sparkle and shine
You're Christine,
You're beautiful, and you're mine
You're my baby, I'm obsessed
You stole my love from my girlfriend
When you got wrecked, my spirits dropped
Ooh, when you fixed yourself I stopped
You killed my enemies and turned on my charms
Now you're my Fury divine
You're Christine,
You're beautiful, and you're mine
You're my precious, I'm possessed
We fell in love on the day we met
I floored the gas, I scared my friends
Ooh, it felt like it could not end
You took control of me, you devilish car
The Plymouth Fury from hell...
Oh Christine,
I've been enslaved...by your spell.
(c) 2005 Jay the Wannabe Mustang Jockey. Visit my web page email me at [email protected]
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Imaginitive, and very well done..555
Stephen King hath no Fury like a car scorned.
What AFW said.
Most car parodies are about problems under the hood or being a demon behind the wheel. This parody cleverly encompasses both. 3 5's
This was good I liked it. 555
Actually, Scathe, while you're essentially correct, here, the demon is under the hood -- at least, at first.
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