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Song Parodies -> "Curds And Whey"

Original Song Title:

"Purple Haze"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Jimi Hendrix

Parody Song Title:

"Curds And Whey"

Parody Written by:

Plumb Bob

The Lyrics

Curds and whey, haul to my drain.
Laced with things that I can't explain.
Wracks my tummy, and my throat grows dry.
Excuse me, while I pitch this side.

Curds and whey, faulty chow.
Don't know if I'm throwin' up or down.
Feel like crapping and I'm shivery.
What ever it is, those curds kinda smell to me.

Smell reeks!
Smell reeks!
Oh, no, no!

Oo-ahhh!
Oo-ahhh!
Oo-ahhh!
Oo-ahhh, yeah!

Curds and whey, all filled with chives.
Don't know if I will survive.
It's got me throwin', throwin' up slime.
I need to gargle to flush the stench unkind.

Ooo,
Smell reeks!
Ahh, yea-yeah, curds and whey.
Oh, no, no!
Oh, smell reeks!
Help me! Smell reeks!
(Fade out with random retching)

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