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Song Parodies -> "Foreclosed BankAmerica"
Original Song Title:
"Only in America"
Original Performer:
Jay and the Americans
Parody Song Title:
"Foreclosed BankAmerica"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
Financial feel-good story of the year: http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/mon-august-8-2011/the-forecloser
Loathsome BankAmerica
Tried to foreclose on a pair
Who had not a mortgage, so they sued and got their share.
Holesome [sic] BankAmerica,
Evil and incompetent,
Had to pay the couple it f**ked up the fundament.
Foreclosed BankAmerica
Lost in court and then did see, yeah,
Sheriff and a moving van come to take bank property.
Foreclosed BankAmerica
With three thousand had to part,
Yes, this giant dreck felled by hero lawyer upstart.
Foreclosed BankAmerica
Got reamed ’stead of reaming two,
Who got pissed then got even; this couple is heroes too!
Foreclosed BankAmerica
Had a new one ripped by three, yeah,
Folks who’d had enough of this bullshit and gained victory.
Foreclosed BankAmerica (gained victory)
Foreclosed BankAmerica (loathsome BankAmerica)
Foreclosed BankAmerica (roasted BankAmerica)
Foreclosed BankAmerica (bloated BankAmerica)
Foreclosed BankAmerica (grotesque BankAmerica)
Foreclosed BankAmerica (trolls at BankAmerica)
Tried to foreclose on a pair
Who had not a mortgage, so they sued and got their share.
Holesome [sic] BankAmerica,
Evil and incompetent,
Had to pay the couple it f**ked up the fundament.
Foreclosed BankAmerica
Lost in court and then did see, yeah,
Sheriff and a moving van come to take bank property.
Foreclosed BankAmerica
With three thousand had to part,
Yes, this giant dreck felled by hero lawyer upstart.
Foreclosed BankAmerica
Got reamed ’stead of reaming two,
Who got pissed then got even; this couple is heroes too!
Foreclosed BankAmerica
Had a new one ripped by three, yeah,
Folks who’d had enough of this bullshit and gained victory.
Foreclosed BankAmerica (gained victory)
Foreclosed BankAmerica (loathsome BankAmerica)
Foreclosed BankAmerica (roasted BankAmerica)
Foreclosed BankAmerica (bloated BankAmerica)
Foreclosed BankAmerica (grotesque BankAmerica)
Foreclosed BankAmerica (trolls at BankAmerica)
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JAB - Well said. If A. P. Giannini could see them today, he would have left the Bank of Italy's assets burn in the fire which followed the San Francisco earthquake of 1906, ;D
At least they're not as bad as my old bank which was WACKED (You can figure out which one by that)
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