gas will give you the bends,
and you might need depends,
put a little mud in your farts,
air has consistency,
but you need stuff to see,
but a little mud in your farts,
and the world would be an empty place
and the world would be an empty place
for you and me just wait and see

if it's wet take a chance,
you might just fill your pants
put a little mud in your farts
it's just like horror scenes,
you just ate eggs and beans,
put a little mud in your farts
and the world would be an empty place
and the world would be an empty place
for you and me just wait and see

don't squeeze the charmin yet,
there aint no harm in that..
put a little mud in your farts
if things are wet and loose,
you risk a boxer mousse
put a little mud in your farts
and the world would be an empty place
and the world would be an empty place
for you and me just wait and see