[spoken]

You know kids, I wish every mom and dad
Would make a speech to their teenage boys
And say "Kids, be free, be whatever you are,
"Do whatever you want to do,
"Just so long as you don't hurt anybody.
"And remember kids, I am your friend."

[sung]

I would just like to say, flat out as bygone fiction,
That longing stares and micro-aggressive actuations
Of behavior are nothing more
Than the male's emergence from his drab campus lodge
Into the broads-and-booze age;
Itching from dearth, might proffer sex.

Spare us yuppie rulers' notion that swelling at cleavage
And hindquarters is not proper for the male;
When fa-a-a-ctually,
Females males' playthings are, in most mammals.