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Song Parodies -> "Prisoner Ed"
Original Song Title:
"Mr. Ed Theme"
Original Performer:
Evans, Livingston
Parody Song Title:
"Prisoner Ed"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
Don’t snore if you bored within the court;
the judge may export a snorting retort
and then go hoarse, showing no remorse.
From court shortly you’ll be led.
You’ll have to abort your time in court
veer to get a snort of a beer that’s short.
For dessert, an imported torte
is what you’ll be fed.
Freely snackety-snack, your beak filled up at the buffet.
A blintz you’re fed; you’re on a streak.
But then you’ve got no bucks to pay.
Your course: back to court for your torte tort.
Report from the court: sentence won’t be short.
If only you’d topped off torte with port.
In prison you sit,
tight with prisoner Ed.
the judge may export a snorting retort
and then go hoarse, showing no remorse.
From court shortly you’ll be led.
You’ll have to abort your time in court
veer to get a snort of a beer that’s short.
For dessert, an imported torte
is what you’ll be fed.
Freely snackety-snack, your beak filled up at the buffet.
A blintz you’re fed; you’re on a streak.
But then you’ve got no bucks to pay.
Your course: back to court for your torte tort.
Report from the court: sentence won’t be short.
If only you’d topped off torte with port.
In prison you sit,
tight with prisoner Ed.
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