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Song Parodies -> "He Showers Never"
Original Song Title:
"It's Now or Never"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Elvis Presley
Parody Song Title:
"He Showers Never"
Parody Written by:
Rick Duncan
The Lyrics
HE SHOWERS NEVER
He showers never
No soap in sight
Works a Casino
Gets in a fight
He staggers in way too late
He showers never
Then wants to mate
When I first met him
He was on a bender
My nose congested
He loved me tender
I tried the wife time
But it was strife time
When he is near
It brings a tear, so fast
He stinks forever
All day and night
No cleansing of water
No sponge in sight
My sorrow is much too late
He showers never
Then wants to mate
His filthy pillow
I smear with a potion
But it does no good
When we’re in motion
Some dudes invite me
Some aren’t unsightly
Less smelly men
I could just go away
His power’s ever
More than his smell
Has lots of dollars
And I spend well
Tomorrow I use the hose
He showers never
I hold my nose
He showers never
No soap in sight
Works a Casino
Gets in a fight
He staggers in way too late
He showers never
Then wants to mate
When I first met him
He was on a bender
My nose congested
He loved me tender
I tried the wife time
But it was strife time
When he is near
It brings a tear, so fast
He stinks forever
All day and night
No cleansing of water
No sponge in sight
My sorrow is much too late
He showers never
Then wants to mate
His filthy pillow
I smear with a potion
But it does no good
When we’re in motion
Some dudes invite me
Some aren’t unsightly
Less smelly men
I could just go away
His power’s ever
More than his smell
Has lots of dollars
And I spend well
Tomorrow I use the hose
He showers never
I hold my nose
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